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Related I just try to make people think. I don't try to shock them or scare them. I just try and get them to... MARILYN MANSON I have an inability to relax. I try to make every day a work day. I get pleasure from work... I try ... FRED ARMISEN love is when you cant control it. No matter how much your try and tell yourself to stop, your heart ... RACHEL LYNNE You may have been broken before and hurt and cheated,but please know this I'm here now,I'm here to f... NICKOLI LEE ALLEN D'AVANZO When you will, they wont, when you wont, they will. TERENCE PUBLIUS TERENTIUS AFER people judge you from what they hear and what others tell them, they wont take time to learn about y... MARIAM People such as Hunter S. Thompson and the Beats were a huge influence on me, not just in what they w... COREY TAYLOR Some of the things you read you get an immediate reaction to so I've stopped reading things now.... RUSSELL CROWE Some of the things you read you get an immediate reaction to so I've stopped reading things now. I d... RUSSELL CROWE This is not directed to anyone, but I have seen too many people give up or afraid to try to reach fo... ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE To admire nothing, (as most are wont to do;)
Is the only method that I know,
To make men happy... THOMAS CREECH Don't be afraid of what the Universe throws at you. Just put on your baseball glove and try your bes... NERISSA IRVING You want a real satisfaction?
First try to satisfy others and look at them. Now you get it, right? T... EPHDAN Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding throug... TRACY MORGAN The girls were just going after it for bragging rights, just to give them one loss. Any time a team'... KAREN GARMON Be as thou wast wont to be. See as thou wast wont to see. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I just happen to like ordinary things. When I paint them, I don't try to make them extraordinary... ANDY WARHOL When someone is bullying you, don't let it get to you. I remember my friends in school, someone ... KAITLYN DEVER If you know the right answers long enough people wont notice when you make up the ones you don't. ENMANUEL SELLA YERMENOS I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and... GEORGE CARLIN I love to hang out and talk to people on set, especially when I start a new job to get to know them.... CLAUDIA BLACK Love is giving someone the power to break ur heart... but trusting them that they wont JASON MRAZ Eyes are on you when you do go out in the public, and I want to minimize that. I just try to be with... CHAD HENNE Their front four is very dominant. We're going to try to do just the basic things, try to get them t... MARCUS VICK I don't go around lecturing people and telling them they shouldn't eat meat. I just don'... STEVE-O I wont be labeled as average RACHEL JOY SCOTT Relax. You're in good hands. Tabby wont hurt you. She stabbed me! Damn! I told... SHERRILYN KENYON I think I always try to play hard and be as physical as possible after I get the ball, ... I'm proba... HEATH MILLER Do you know something about whining? People who whines a lot is like a sitting on a lazy chair, it m... ALI-AZRI HASSAN Though you be absent here, I needs must say / The trees as beauteous are, and flowers as gay, / As e... ABRAHAM COWLEY The more you play against teams and defenders, the more you get to know them. You know if they are m... EDEN HAZARD They put the pressure on you, so you just try to keep them from gaining momentum. But tonight I wasn... JAMIE MOYER They put the pressure on you, so you just try to keep them from gaining momentum. But tonight I wasn... JAMIE MOYER They're obviously disappointing losses. We played some good teams on this trip and, to me, it just l... CLIFF ROBINSON When I try to relax, it's more Swedish rock, softer music, and I go out and do fun stuff. I play... HENRIK LUNDQVIST I just told them to relax. They seemed to get a little nervous and let Trumbull start hitting on the... BONNIE FINEMAN People sometimes get a little extra criticism when they try something that they don't normally d... KRISTEN WIIG The bottom line is you're really not prepared. You just try to stick to the things you do well and h... BUTCH STOKER Well, I'm not a violent person. You have to back off. People sometimes will try you and try you ... BUBBA SMITH It's just a misfortunate because I think he could've been where Thompson is, had he not got an infec... BILL PARCELLS Most people I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing in return and I do very w... FRANCOIS FENELON Most people I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing in return and I do very ... FRANCOIS DE SALIGNAC FENELON Most people I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing in return and I do ver... FRANCOIS FÉNELON Most people I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing in return and I do very w... FRANCOIS FéNELON Most people I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing in return and I do very w... FRANCOIS FTNELON You can be cheerful around them, ... and try to help them and make them feel better any kind of way. JACK CAREY I talk to student-athletes. I try to get them to remember that they're not just athletes, but st... EARL CAMPBELL They put the pressure on you, so you just try to keep them from gaining momentum. But tonight I... JAMIE MOYER My aim is also to increase my physical stamina and have been doing cardio vascular regimens. Now I w... VISWANATHAN ANAND We wont get something without giving something,
We wont give something without getting something,
an... LIONY LUMOMBO VON TIRAMISU Well, I'm not a violent person. You have to back off. People sometimes will try you and try you unti... BUBBA SMITH I wont the world to hear me out but the worlds deaf and i am mute. NOMAN QAYYUM Lord iNvEsT in Me...tEacH me how to invest greatly in ur things o Lord...tRy mE wit unusual,uncommon... MORENIKE AJIBORISHA When I'm working with improv people, I give them the green light to just bring it and try things... JON FAVREAU When People Want To Impress Someone By Not Being Themselves It Wont Work, because You Have To Be You... ANTONY VENGERVOSKIY Of course there are certain things that get to me, but I try and lead by example and show people tha... KESHA The dawn is killing me off, the fog is on the windows, the [ra]coons have robbed the cans, and down ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Coming of age in a fascist police state will not be a barrel of fun for anybody, much less for peopl... HUNTER S. THOMPSON I would always try to cheer them on at practice. 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THOMPSON The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. HUNTER S. THOMPSON We can't stop here, this is bat country! HUNTER S. THOMPSON A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God sing... HUNTER S. THOMPSON In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!" HUNTER S. THOMPSON Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure i... HUNTER S. THOMPSON History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of history i... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Buy the ticket take the Ride HUNTER S. THOMPSON If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. HUNTER S. THOMPSON We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. HUNTER S. THOMPSON We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter aci... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Good people drink good beer. HUNTER S. THOMPSON I have learned, in my life and work as a sportswriter, that big-time Sports and big-time Politics ar... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend. HUNTER S. THOMPSON I felt a little guilty about jangling the poor bugger's brains with that evil fantasy. But what the ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusi... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness ... Fear and Loathing ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered f... HUNTER S. THOMPSON It never got weird enough for me. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Even now, more than 30 years later, I still judge people on the basis of whether they voted for Jack... HUNTER S. THOMPSON was doldrums time. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Be a beachcomber, a Parisian wino, an Italian pimp, or a Danish pervert; but stay away from the Arme... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Who are these people? These faces? Where did they come from? They look like caricatures of used car ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON So this is how the world works, all energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet. HUNTER S. THOMPSON So much for Objective Journalism. Don't bother to look for it here--not under any byline of mine; or... HUNTER S. THOMPSON I agreed. By this time the drink was beginning to cut the acid and my hallucinations were down to a ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and t... HUNTER S. THOMPSON At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards. HUNTER S. THOMPSON No doubt they all Got What Was Coming To Them. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Freedom is something that dies unless it's used. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstanc... HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long. HUNTER S. THOMPSON 1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat. 2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and... HUNTER S. THOMPSON All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name. Remembered line from a long- HUNTER S. THOMPSON The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch... HUNTER S. THOMPSON It is Autumn, as you know, and things are beginning to die. It is so wonderful to be out in the cris... HUNTER S. THOMPSON and the sad notes floated out to the patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly HUNTER S. THOMPSON I bought a small bottle of beer for fifteen cents and sat on a bench in the clearing, feeling like a... HUNTER S. THOMPSON No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years p... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Those of us who have been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts. We wanted strong drink... HUNTER S. THOMPSON We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pim... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Fear is just another word for ignorance HUNTER S. THOMPSON I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Some may never live, but the crazy never die HUNTER S. THOMPSON We were warriors then, and our tribe was strong like a river HUNTER S. THOMPSON This was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "conciousness expansi... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Still humping the American Dream HUNTER S. THOMPSON The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep th... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom... HUNTER S. THOMPSON My blood is too thick for California: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this clim... HUNTER S. THOMPSON