But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human.

There are 3 billion women in the world, so there are 3 billion ways to be a feminist.

As far as I'm concerned, you're a feminist by default if you're born in the Western world right now.

I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing the right way, at the right end, and you can always paint over the bad bits with makeup.

I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.

I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.