Business is like eating, your weight gain depends on what you're eating.

New Zealand is a beautiful country. But there are more sheep and cows than people.

If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder.

I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being reminded I'm fat as long as you water it down first. Why not say, Hey I'm going to insult you, but first I will congratulate your fortunate genetics and appropriate appliclation of Bobbi Brown cosmetics to prevent you from hitting me. Sh*t; I kind of prefer being called a 'fat bitch.' At least it doesn't pull any punches.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

For all its financial weight, Mitsubishi UFJ doesn't seem to have a clear business strategy. This bank doesn't appear to be going in any one direction.