Burn you, Nerim, that's a leg not a bloody side of beef!"
"As my lord says," Nerim murmured. "My lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my lord, for instructing me.

There's an old saying in the Two Rivers" Rand said dryly. "'The louder a man tells you he's honest, the harder you must hold on to your purse.'" Another said, "The fox often offers to give the duck its pond.

When a woman says she will obey you, of her own will, it is time to sleep lightly and watch your back.

I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army!

--Mat Cauthon