Bruce is a very compelling story. We're telling the story of a man who's here to tell a story.

For seldom shall she hear a tale So said, so tender, yet so true.

I cannot tell how the truth may be; I say the tale as 'twas said to me.

A tale in everything.

In after-dinner talk, Across the walnuts and the wine.

With a tale forsooth he cometh unto you, with a tale which holdeth children from play, and old men from the chimney corner.