Bronson Arroyo was brilliant. They tried to stack the lineup with left-handers against him and it still didn't do a whole lot of good. He changes speeds extremely well.
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Related Two days after the season was over, he was in the cages. He worked all winter on a consistent approa... BOB MELVIN We're just looking for quality pitchers, whether it's a left-hander or right-hander. Good left-hande... BUCK SHOWALTER I'm very comfortable with the starting rotation. We have [Curt Schilling], I think he's going to be ... TIM WAKEFIELD Tonight he was really good. He can get wild and throw a lot of balls. We tried to let him do that, b... MIKE HARGROVE The third one was high in the strike zone. I have my strategy against left-handers. HIDEKI MATSUI The kids knew him well. Julie said he was a real good father. The kids played with him a lot. They l... FAITH THORNTON Ramirez has been pitching well. But he kept walking Pena with Dunn behind him. Dunn hasn't hit left-... BOBBY COX I see left-handers a little better [than right-handers], ... But I don't change anything. I still ju... YADIER MOLINA He obviously changes the whole scope of the game when he's in the lineup. It's obvious he's at a who... GARY BENNETT He commands the ball as well as any young pitcher I've seen. He does a good job sticking his fastbal... ERIC WEDGE We score early and do the job. We've still left a lot of people on base. We've tried to work on that... KAREN KALHOEFER My numbers haven't been that great this year against left-handers. I've been inconsistent. Maybe tha... JASON CHRISTIANSEN People don't realize that in lacrosse you need an even number of left-handers and right-handers. Mat... BOB HAMLEY That was a real battle. Both guys played extremely well. Both teams left it all on the ice. When you... DAN FRIDGEN [The Electronic Frontier Foundation said it tried to persuade Sony to take the offending software of... CINDY COHN It wasn't good enough. It looked like he was kind of hurrying to get outs. He missed his location a ... TONY LA RUSSA A lot of guys do a lot of different things. Like E.B. ( Elton Brand ) raps. Nobody knows he can rap.... WALTER MCCARTY Jake played extremely well. He made a bunch of big plays. They had a lot of pressure on him and they... MIKE SHANAHAN He's an All-Star - probably the best hitter in their lineup. He's a good hitter, and you can't leave... MATT CLEMENT And there it was. He knew it, and I knew it. There was nothing left for me to do. Do you know how ha... JOJO MOYES I think Ohio State deserves a lot of credit. The last four minutes of the game, they played extremel... TOM IZZO That meant a lot to him. He was extremely proud of his grandchildren. TOM STOLHANDSKE Changing speeds was the biggest thing tonight. My change was working well, and I started a lot of hi... GREG HARMON I think he completely changes our team identity when he's in the lineup. It seems we score two more ... LEE STEMPNIAK I was flabbergasted that [Chris] Higgins played as well as he did. That [John] McCarthy played as we... JACK PARKER But much of it is merited. He had a vastly open mind, extremely catholic tastes and he was a brillia... DAVID GANS We never give him any support it seems, especially against Baltimore. He did well the whole game, he... ERIC HINSKE They had this one receiver. He was the next Jerry Rice. He really played well. CHAD LEWIS It was pretty competitive. Kennedy has a good team. The whole team as a unit played well. From top t... JOSE FAJARDO They tried to corner me before I left and make me tell them. Jonathan Bender tried to give me some i... FRED JONES Sean did a great job changing speeds against a lineup 1-9 that is as tough as you will see. He made ... JOE RODEGHERO He was scary, but Mr Bronson was a lovely part for ana actor to play. Everybody had a Mr Bronson at ... MICHAEL SHEARD We know they have good athletes at Bellows Falls and we tried to keep them with the ball on the left... JOE RIVERS When they opened the door a whole stack of Hustler magazines flew out into the street. He was clearl... KEVIN GREEN He was a brilliant man, a complex man. The march justified him as a military man, but he had a great... E. L. DOCTOROW Josh is a quality hitter, and against Long Beach it showed that we can not afford to have his bat ou... WAYNE GRAHAM A lot of guys tried to get away on the hills. It was better to go at a certain tempo to the top of t... LUCA PAOLINI He's had some tough luck against these guys, so it's good to see him come out and pitch the way he d... AUSTIN KEARNS I thought he played pretty well; he did a lot of things we asked him to do. No. 1, he had a lot of p... TIM LAPPANO That was the best game I've seen him play in the three years that I've seen him play. He played very... JOE MUNIZ Jerry has talked to Rich. I don't want to speak for Jerry, but he outlined the way he intends to use... DAN O'BRIEN We rebounded well and played their tendencies extremely well. They really could not get shots off be... DEBBIE RYAN Early on in the game, we tried to pitch a lot of left-handers inside for strikes, which allows you t... DEREK LOWE In our culture, good looks are so important, and today he'd head straight for a plastic surgeon,... DOUGLAS HODGE We made him take some tough shots that usually would fall for him. They just didn't fall this time. ... BRANDON JENKINS He has a good grip on the players and with resources available to him, he will do well. FIDELIS MHONDA I offer a proven track record in the big leagues that can hit left-handers or right-handers. BILLY BUTLER He's been playing exceptionally well. In the LSU game, he was the guy they went to down the stretch,... ANDY KENNEDY I thought he did exceptionally well. I was shocked. He's still learning but most of the night we lef... MIKE MARTZ We don't have to do a whole lot with him. We feel we're in pretty good shape. BOB HOLTHUS It was the first time Jerry was on him since the Hopeful, and he was pretty happy the way he worked.... FRANK BROTHERS He played the good ole' boy role and didn't go against them although he was already outvoted. He has... CYNTHIA MADDOX I think all the girls can become good hitters. Our whole lineup is capable of hitting balls into the... JEFF FREEMAN They run a lot of similar stuff, and (John) runs a lot of really good stuff too, to try to get misma... JOSH PASTNER We've tried to put our lineup in a situation where we have somebody behind him. We're just hoping th... GARY WHEELER My only rivalry is with my brother. He plays a lot now. He's getting a lot better. But I still like ... KYLE ANDERSON There was a man who loved the moon, but whenever he tried to embrace her, she broke into a thousand ... LAINI TAYLOR You've definitely got to be careful. That last pitch he could have hit 450 feet. Their whole lineup ... HUSTON STREET So, as a seventh grader,no, you weren't friends with people you didnt like. But sometimesyou also we... LAUREN MYRACLE We played very well tonight, our team was very well prepared for this game. Every game is big and we... SEAN BRENNAN They kicked him, they beat him around the head and shoulder (areas, and) one tried to stab him with ... BOB THOMAS He was a valuable asset. He always helped me with the catchers, that's where his expertise was. He w... LYNDELL ZANOTTI He hit it with a hammer, and a sliver of metal came and hit him in the right eye. He had a pretty mi... BILL BECKER It was him against the flames and he revelled in it. Logan was good at his job. Exceptionally g... AMY ANDREWS I think left field is the tougher of the two [corner positions]. Right-handed hitters tend to hook b... TONY GWYNN It would be a dream to do a film with Pedro Almodovar and that whole crew of Spaniards. There's ... JULIE GONZALO He genuinely cares about these kids and it comes across. He still relates so well with the kids and ... DOUG HENRY I remember that Jerry was kind of cocky, like he always is, but that he was also pretty gracious to ... GARY SCHULTZ (Jerry) and I hit it off. He's a very professional man. He was good to his word. DAVID HUME KENNERLY He was a very good sportsman. It was great fun to compete against him. He was always fair. I'm sorry... ANDRE LANGE They met with John (Wednesday), but other than that, there's no changes. He didn't say a whole lot a... JOE GOTTFRIED They have a different style, they do a lot of nice things and they stick-handle well. They're all ve... AARON MARVIN The job of a good dog was ultimately to be with them, remaining by their sides no matter what course... W. BRUCE CAMERON He was walking into Faerie, in search of a fallen star, with no idea how he would find the star, nor... NEIL GAIMAN My father left his piano at the house when he left, and I wasn't allowed to play it when he was ... PRINCE I was very pleased with the way a lot of our guys played tonight. Adam played the way I know he can.... JAMIE MULLEN When you're going against a good pitcher, sometimes it's tough to get some runs across especially... JOE BLANTON When you're going against a good pitcher, sometimes it's tough to get some runs across especially... JOE BLANTON I give [Tomes] a lot of credit. I called him this morning when he was in class and told him he was g... BRUCE MARSHALL Pedro was tough. He was throwing as well as I've seen him. He mixes it up so well, he makes it tough... BRIAN GILES Jerry Rice made the decision and we honestly tried to accommodate him the best way we can. AL DAVIS He helped people. Everybody loved him because he was a good person. He tried to help everybody. It w... HERMAN PITTMAN He was trying to do what they wanted him to do but they still beat him, kicked, punched him, and the... ROBERT ANDERSON And she changes speeds as well as anybody in the league. She's not the fastest, but she changes from... MIKE THIBAULT (Strickland) was scrambling for his life the whole game. But he found his guys and they kept going. ... BOB LANDSEE He was very good under pressure. That's why we liked him so much out of the bullpen. We would use hi... GEORGE WING Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me? JOHN SHORT Everyone's playing really well. Everything looks pretty good. I think everyone on the team can impro... JEFF FITCH The kids did a good job against their zone. They moved the ball well, passed the ball well and we go... DUWAINE GANSKIE I thought Frank played extremely well. We feel like we still have a shot to be a really good footbal... ANDY TALLEY He never tried to be the boss, which is the sign of a good leader, ... He knew he had good people un... BRIAN TAYLOR I was proud of Patrick. He took us down on a great drive. A lot of people tried to get down on him e... CHRIS SAMUELS He had the knack for being able to put the bat on the ball. They would bring in side-arming left-han... BOB WATSON He changed speeds, had a pretty good breaking ball and he wasn't afraid to pitch inside either. I th... AARON BOONE He was extremely reclusive. If I saw him once every two months, that was a lot. LYNN KASATKIN He was about 10 to 12 weeks old and his left eye was swollen three times its normal size. It was so ... CONNIE MAUTE The good thing about it is the cast covers his thumb but your fingers are out, ... He played extreme... JOE GIBBS I thought he was brilliant against us to be fair. ROBERT EARNSHAW We like for him to start around the block and work his way out. That is what he did in the first hal... JAY MELTON I thought it was extremely informative. There were a lot of aspects of the department that I had no ... BLAIR BREWER
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JERRY SEINFELD Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on... JERRY SEINFELD When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I... JERRY SEINFELD You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. JERRY SEINFELD Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and... JERRY SEINFELD Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. JERRY SEINFELD Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. JERRY SEINFELD A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. JERRY SEINFELD The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers... JERRY SEINFELD To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. JERRY SEINFELD My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. JERRY SEINFELD I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s... JERRY SEINFELD We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle... JERRY SEINFELD Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. JERRY SEINFELD Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on... JERRY SALTZ Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories.... JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even... JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through... JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie. JERRY STILLER Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo... JERRY GREENFIELD I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ... JERRY SPINELLI I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove... JERRY HALL I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement. JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin... JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh. JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g... JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ... JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ... JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al... JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every... JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove... JERRY SALTZ I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids. JERRY LEWIS I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt... JERRY SALTZ