British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to away matches.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

I can tell you stories, horrendous stories especially with sex offenders and the things they have done to animals. There's a very clear link and that's why we need a felony provision.

The first time that a person commits certain crimes against animals, it will automatically be considered a felony level offense charge.

Suffice to say, many women find their first appearance on a comedy panel show to be their last. Second chances seem to be given less often to the female of the species.

Christians have always been fodder for comedians who have tended to portray them as anoraks - slightly clammy, beatifically smiley dullards with barely a personality between them.