Boy, I hit pay dirt.

That's where the real hit is. A lot of companies do not pay for dependents. They leave it up to the employees to pick up the coverage.

I guess he's going to have to pay for airplane tickets

He was sitting all over it. It was going to bounce in the dirt if he doesn't hit it. Can't really guard against that. You just have to tip your cap.

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.