Both Skip Ging and Cody Probst had good nights and were probably our players of the game.

(If they win), I won't do anything special, just get up and go to work. Life goes on whether they win or lose ... but it's more bearable if they win.

In segments, we played right with them. They are a very good team — very technically sound.

I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.

I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.