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Both pets and people annoy me, but at least animals don't chew your ear off.


Rain Bojangles

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"Religion doesn't kill people, it just gives people excuses to kill people." ~Rain Bojangles
RAIN BOJANGLES You people with your quests annoy the pants off me.
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SYLVIA BROWNE Pets bring vital energy to our homes and lives. Pets communicate many messages about love and connec...
LAURA STALEY Did I ever tell you my pet peeve?'

No,' I said.

People who dress up their pets...
JERRY SPINELLI There is no virtue in the relationship between man and dog that does not originate in the dog.
ROBERT BRAULT All of my pets are strays that have been saved from animal shelters and, just like your pets, my ani...
GREGORY POPOVICH I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.
CONNIE STEVENS It disturbed me quite a bit when young children had to get on the evacuation buses and leave their p...
STEVE WOZNIAK The sound of animals howling for their owners and the sight of drowning pets will haunt me the rest ...
REX RYAN Besides being at least eight weeks old, our pets must be healthy and well-socialized. This is done t...
JACK REIF Learning about factory farms and their horrendous treatment of animals is what made me become vegeta...
LAURA MENNELL We all love animals. Why do we call some "pets" and others "dinner?
K.D. LANG There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD I'm sorry that i'm both your umbrella and the rain
RANA MAGDY Take off your coat."
"Excuse me?"
"Take it off."
"No."
"I want it off."
"Th...
J.R. WARD I have always admired the ability to bite off more than one can chew and then chew It.
WILLIAM DEMILLE Let me assure you that all of our pets, and animals of every kind will be with us for eternity on th...
SYLVIA BROWNE Aim high. You may still miss the target, but at least you won't shoot your foot off.
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD Put your right hand out, give a firm handshake
Talk to me about that one big break
Spread yo...
BILLY SQUIER There's been at least two cases today (Friday) in Brussels, of pet owners abandoning their pets.
HUGUES FANAL As much as you annoy me, I cannot live without your company.
EMILY O'SHEA Since some of the exhibits will feature live animals, we are asking visitors to please leave their o...
AMY FISCHER Be kind to all pets and animals because they will be kind back to you.
J. WESLEY PORTER At least with pets, and for all I know, people too, intelligence and quick-wittedness have nothing t...
CHARLES BAXTER Truth is respect for reality. Don't disrespect reality.
RAIN BOJANGLES A cunning linguist always gets his licks in.
RAIN BOJANGLES Sometimes the aftermath is not worth the foreplay.
RAIN BOJANGLES You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.
RAIN BOJANGLES Logic is my moral compass.
RAIN BOJANGLES A memorable quote requires a shake of semantic shenanigans and a pinch of poetic pulchritude.
RAIN BOJANGLES I have been devaluing my time for years based on the theory that one day I won't be able to afford t...
RAIN BOJANGLES God is sacred. Religion is profane.
RAIN BOJANGLES Irreverence is highly underrated.
RAIN BOJANGLES The good thing about a bad memory is that it lessens one's perception of redundancy.
RAIN BOJANGLES Zealotry, thy name is religion.
RAIN BOJANGLES All Holy books contain pearls of wisdom amidst their vile, archaic notions.
RAIN BOJANGLES Babies are nature's way of ensuring that men and women will always have something in common.
RAIN BOJANGLES Sometimes it is wiser to be kind than to be right, but there are times when being right becomes not ...
RAIN BOJANGLES When a reason is no longer reasonable it becomes an excuse.
RAIN BOJANGLES Fear is the question. Love is the answer.
RAIN BOJANGLES If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction.
RAIN BOJANGLES Archaeologists write history. Historians write propaganda.
RAIN BOJANGLES The path to the truth is found in the spaces between the lies.
RAIN BOJANGLES Lose your illusion or use your delusion. The choice is yours.
RAIN BOJANGLES Religion requires faith. Faith does not require religion.
RAIN BOJANGLES I used to be too young to worry about the future. Now I'm too old. Funny how things work out.
RAIN BOJANGLES Do not reward those who hurt you. Love and forgive, but do not forget. Turning the other cheek only ...
RAIN BOJANGLES Death is quick. Fear is forever.
RAIN BOJANGLES My presence of mind is frequently absent.
RAIN BOJANGLES It is often easier to find lies more agreeable than the truth.
RAIN BOJANGLES War is a business, and soldiers are its door to door salesmen.
RAIN BOJANGLES Money is not the root of all evil, it is the fruit. Humans are the root.
RAIN BOJANGLES The song of the rose is heard with the nose.
RAIN BOJANGLES “Eyes closed, lost in a rose, my nose finds nirvana. Deep in this silky petaled nest it is no long...
RAIN BOJANGLES You know a culture has started to rot, when corporations are people and unborn babies are not.
RAIN BOJANGLES There are easier ways to be creative than to be procreative.
RAIN BOJANGLES Love those who offend, for they reveal you to yourself.
RAIN BOJANGLES If the shoe fits, wear it. If not, kick it aside and walk on.
RAIN BOJANGLES Think before you speak. You might need to remember what you said.
RAIN BOJANGLES The irony of the pot calling the kettle black. Where's the pun in that?
RAIN BOJANGLES Truth hurts but ignorance is deadly.
RAIN BOJANGLES Religion is a vale of tears shrouded by a veil of lies.
RAIN BOJANGLES People who live in glass theologies shouldn't throw stones.
RAIN BOJANGLES In an expanding universe one must move forward to avoid falling back.
RAIN BOJANGLES Smile. You might be happier than you think.
RAIN BOJANGLES I'm glad that people who say "The world is coming to an end." won't be around to say "I told you so!...
RAIN BOJANGLES Taste your words before you spit them out. You might need to eat them later.
RAIN BOJANGLES Any religion which claims to be the only right one is the wrong one.
RAIN BOJANGLES Denial is a swift and deep current beneath the mental landscape.
RAIN BOJANGLES The best thing about having a pseudonym is, it's much less awkward when you quote yourself.
RAIN BOJANGLES Actually, it IS like I said it first.
RAIN BOJANGLES It's much easier to be the best at something no one has ever done before.
RAIN BOJANGLES Intentionally using the quotes of others without author attribution is plagiarism and contributes to...
RAIN BOJANGLES You cannot prove a lie true by pointing out how many other people fell for it.
RAIN BOJANGLES Having a conscience is a survival trait for the spirit, though not always for the body.
RAIN BOJANGLES Sometimes I think detachment is a blessing, sometimes a curse. Then I realize I'm not being detached...
RAIN BOJANGLES The only thing you will ever possess is yourself, and that only briefly, if at all.
RAIN BOJANGLES Most people think there is a God, but God is not what most people think.
RAIN BOJANGLES It is better to be redundant than remiss.
RAIN BOJANGLES Too much verbiage can make your brain word-bound just as too much exercise can make your body muscle...
RAIN BOJANGLES Regular mental competency tests should be mandatory for all serving political representatives and la...
RAIN BOJANGLES Religion, the ties that blind.
RAIN BOJANGLES Only in a culture of denial could someone coin the paradoxical phrase "friendly fire" to describe ac...
RAIN BOJANGLES Those without the fearlessness to seek the truth will cling tenaciously to what is true for them, re...
RAIN BOJANGLES It's easier to leap if you're already dancing.
RAIN BOJANGLES You can't judge a document by its file format.
RAIN BOJANGLES As physical entities, we will always be slaves to the master we call 'death'. As spiritual entities,...
RAIN BOJANGLES How Ironic that those of us with our heads in the clouds would turn out to be the ones who were payi...
RAIN BOJANGLES If women can display their camel-toeses then men can display their camel-noses.
RAIN BOJANGLES Viruses and bacteria are much better at evolving than we are, it would seem.
RAIN BOJANGLES I am glad you are on your way to Heaven. Say 'Hello' when you get here.
RAIN BOJANGLES Religion is the surrender of truth to the whimsy of belief.
RAIN BOJANGLES The human capacity for self delusion is infinite. The addition of religion makes it infinitely dange...
RAIN BOJANGLES Intellect without intelligence is little better than ignorance, and much more dangerous.
RAIN BOJANGLES Living in "unconscious" denial is not a very successful coping strategy except where it prevents som...
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Truth is respect for reality. Don't disrespect reality.
RAIN BOJANGLES A cunning linguist always gets his licks in.
RAIN BOJANGLES Sometimes the aftermath is not worth the foreplay.
RAIN BOJANGLES You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.
RAIN BOJANGLES Logic is my moral compass.
RAIN BOJANGLES A memorable quote requires a shake of semantic shenanigans and a pinch of poetic pulchritude.
RAIN BOJANGLES I have been devaluing my time for years based on the theory that one day I won't be able to afford t...
RAIN BOJANGLES God is sacred. Religion is profane.
RAIN BOJANGLES Irreverence is highly underrated.
RAIN BOJANGLES The good thing about a bad memory is that it lessens one's perception of redundancy.
RAIN BOJANGLES Zealotry, thy name is religion.
RAIN BOJANGLES All Holy books contain pearls of wisdom amidst their vile, archaic notions.
RAIN BOJANGLES Babies are nature's way of ensuring that men and women will always have something in common.
RAIN BOJANGLES Sometimes it is wiser to be kind than to be right, but there are times when being right becomes not ...
RAIN BOJANGLES When a reason is no longer reasonable it becomes an excuse.
RAIN BOJANGLES Fear is the question. Love is the answer.
RAIN BOJANGLES If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction.
RAIN BOJANGLES Archaeologists write history. Historians write propaganda.
RAIN BOJANGLES The path to the truth is found in the spaces between the lies.
RAIN BOJANGLES Lose your illusion or use your delusion. The choice is yours.
RAIN BOJANGLES Religion requires faith. Faith does not require religion.
RAIN BOJANGLES I used to be too young to worry about the future. Now I'm too old. Funny how things work out.
RAIN BOJANGLES Do not reward those who hurt you. Love and forgive, but do not forget. Turning the other cheek only ...
RAIN BOJANGLES Death is quick. Fear is forever.
RAIN BOJANGLES My presence of mind is frequently absent.
RAIN BOJANGLES It is often easier to find lies more agreeable than the truth.
RAIN BOJANGLES War is a business, and soldiers are its door to door salesmen.
RAIN BOJANGLES Money is not the root of all evil, it is the fruit. Humans are the root.
RAIN BOJANGLES The song of the rose is heard with the nose.
RAIN BOJANGLES “Eyes closed, lost in a rose, my nose finds nirvana. Deep in this silky petaled nest it is no long...
RAIN BOJANGLES You know a culture has started to rot, when corporations are people and unborn babies are not.
RAIN BOJANGLES There are easier ways to be creative than to be procreative.
RAIN BOJANGLES Love those who offend, for they reveal you to yourself.
RAIN BOJANGLES If the shoe fits, wear it. If not, kick it aside and walk on.
RAIN BOJANGLES Think before you speak. You might need to remember what you said.
RAIN BOJANGLES The irony of the pot calling the kettle black. Where's the pun in that?
RAIN BOJANGLES Truth hurts but ignorance is deadly.
RAIN BOJANGLES Religion is a vale of tears shrouded by a veil of lies.
RAIN BOJANGLES People who live in glass theologies shouldn't throw stones.
RAIN BOJANGLES In an expanding universe one must move forward to avoid falling back.
RAIN BOJANGLES Smile. You might be happier than you think.
RAIN BOJANGLES I'm glad that people who say "The world is coming to an end." won't be around to say "I told you so!...
RAIN BOJANGLES Taste your words before you spit them out. You might need to eat them later.
RAIN BOJANGLES Any religion which claims to be the only right one is the wrong one.
RAIN BOJANGLES Denial is a swift and deep current beneath the mental landscape.
RAIN BOJANGLES The best thing about having a pseudonym is, it's much less awkward when you quote yourself.
RAIN BOJANGLES Actually, it IS like I said it first.
RAIN BOJANGLES It's much easier to be the best at something no one has ever done before.
RAIN BOJANGLES Intentionally using the quotes of others without author attribution is plagiarism and contributes to...
RAIN BOJANGLES You cannot prove a lie true by pointing out how many other people fell for it.
RAIN BOJANGLES Having a conscience is a survival trait for the spirit, though not always for the body.
RAIN BOJANGLES Sometimes I think detachment is a blessing, sometimes a curse. Then I realize I'm not being detached...
RAIN BOJANGLES The only thing you will ever possess is yourself, and that only briefly, if at all.
RAIN BOJANGLES Most people think there is a God, but God is not what most people think.
RAIN BOJANGLES It is better to be redundant than remiss.
RAIN BOJANGLES Too much verbiage can make your brain word-bound just as too much exercise can make your body muscle...
RAIN BOJANGLES Regular mental competency tests should be mandatory for all serving political representatives and la...
RAIN BOJANGLES Religion, the ties that blind.
RAIN BOJANGLES Only in a culture of denial could someone coin the paradoxical phrase "friendly fire" to describe ac...
RAIN BOJANGLES Those without the fearlessness to seek the truth will cling tenaciously to what is true for them, re...
RAIN BOJANGLES It's easier to leap if you're already dancing.
RAIN BOJANGLES "Religion doesn't kill people, it just gives people excuses to kill people." ~Rain Bojangles
RAIN BOJANGLES You can't judge a document by its file format.
RAIN BOJANGLES As physical entities, we will always be slaves to the master we call 'death'. As spiritual entities,...
RAIN BOJANGLES How Ironic that those of us with our heads in the clouds would turn out to be the ones who were payi...
RAIN BOJANGLES If women can display their camel-toeses then men can display their camel-noses.
RAIN BOJANGLES Viruses and bacteria are much better at evolving than we are, it would seem.
RAIN BOJANGLES I am glad you are on your way to Heaven. Say 'Hello' when you get here.
RAIN BOJANGLES Religion is the surrender of truth to the whimsy of belief.
RAIN BOJANGLES The human capacity for self delusion is infinite. The addition of religion makes it infinitely dange...
RAIN BOJANGLES Intellect without intelligence is little better than ignorance, and much more dangerous.
RAIN BOJANGLES Living in "unconscious" denial is not a very successful coping strategy except where it prevents som...
RAIN BOJANGLES I don't need LSD. At my age every day is like a trip into the future.
RAIN BOJANGLES Every smile a blessing, every breath a prayer.
RAIN BOJANGLES The moon gives a man good counsel when trying to fathom the tides of a woman.
RAIN BOJANGLES The primary cause of cancer is ignorance.
RAIN BOJANGLES Wars are made by those who are old enough to know better, and fought by those who are not.
RAIN BOJANGLES It's easy to sit on a high horse when you have never been made to ride a mule.
RAIN BOJANGLES Greed is a deadly disease. Too bad it doesn't kill the greedy first.
RAIN BOJANGLES Live in the spirit, die in the spirit. Live by the gun, all bets are off.
RAIN BOJANGLES We speak to God when we are anxious. God speaks to us when we are still.
RAIN BOJANGLES Truth is a rarefied environment shared by the few, not the many.
RAIN BOJANGLES Take care lest a toe in the door becomes a foot in the mouth.
RAIN BOJANGLES All the books in all the libraries in all the world are of no use if little Johnny can't read.
RAIN BOJANGLES Only those with no vision call faith blind.
RAIN BOJANGLES Humans evolved to survive long enough to reproduce while eating almost anything digestible and non-p...
RAIN BOJANGLES Bread may be the staff of life, but that doesn't mean you should lean on it too heavily.
RAIN BOJANGLES Liberalism is an undefined label applied to people who choose to think freely by those who don't kno...
RAIN BOJANGLES If you will stand for religion, you will fall for anything.
RAIN BOJANGLES People can do anything when we dislodge our craniums from our rectums long enough to put our heads t...
RAIN BOJANGLES Better a heart of gold and an empty pocket than an empty heart and a pocket of gold.
RAIN BOJANGLES Good seed, fertile soil, clean water, and abundant sun. These are the true wealth of humanity.
RAIN BOJANGLES Life is a gift. Open your present.
RAIN BOJANGLES God created a masterpiece. Now the creation is pissing all over the canvas.
RAIN BOJANGLES Women who refer to God as "He" embrace their own oppression.
RAIN BOJANGLES Religion requires God. God does not require religion.
RAIN BOJANGLES A truly good cop is as lonely as an honest politician.
RAIN BOJANGLES Hating someone you once loved is worse than never having loved them at all.
RAIN BOJANGLES I spent decades being intellectual before I finally learned to be intelligent.
RAIN BOJANGLES If the U.$. is truly a Christian nation, that doesn't speak well of Christianity
RAIN BOJANGLES Words are a clumsy interpretation of thought, which is a clumsy interpretation of being.
RAIN BOJANGLES The writing is on the wall, but most people are watching TV.
RAIN BOJANGLES Faith is a state of grace. It is not a state of mind.
RAIN BOJANGLES Weigh your words carefully. They may tip the balance."
RAIN BOJANGLES Hope springs eternal where faith abides.
RAIN BOJANGLES I didn't set out to be kind and wise, but I've grown too old to be anything else.
RAIN BOJANGLES If the whole-food revolution fails, we all fail
RAIN BOJANGLES When it comes to food, you get what your pay for. Death is cheap. Life is dear.
RAIN BOJANGLES You can't put feathers on a piranha and call it an angelfish.
RAIN BOJANGLES I loved ninjas when I was younger.
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RAIN The more criticism I get, the more it gives me a stronger urge to win. So I try harder.
RAIN Endless effort, endless humility, endless modesty.
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RAIN I love Al Pacino.
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RAIN COOPER Be the person you needed when you needed help.
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J.R. RAIN Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed by a woman
J.R. RAIN What if we treated the ones we loved the same way we treated ourselves?
RAIN COOPER People start to lie more once they start to care less.
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