“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”f

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure”

riends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”f

“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.

“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”