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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back


Janeane Garofalo

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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
HARRY S TRUMAN “Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”f
ASHISH KUMAR Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
OSCAR WILDE Borrow money from pessimists.They don't expect it back.
UNKNOWN Always borrow from a pessimist, he never expects anything back.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Starting probably with Janeane Garofalo and that era of stand-up ladies who were starting to be more...
PAULA PELL We have seen it time and time again where they [unions] take money for political purposes and dont g...
ERIC BEACH We at Chrysler borrow money the old fashion way. We pay it back.
LEE IACOCCA We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back.
LEE IACOCCA Neither lend money to a great man nor borrow it from a powerful one.
VIKRANT PARSAI Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's no...
JANEANE GAROFALO I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. A...
JANEANE GAROFALO To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
JANEANE GAROFALO When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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JANEANE GAROFALO Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.
JANEANE GAROFALO To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof ...
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JANEANE GAROFALO I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
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JANEANE GAROFALO I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
JANEANE GAROFALO When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
JANEANE GAROFALO The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
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JANEANE GAROFALO Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to co...
JANEANE GAROFALO I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is wh...
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JANEANE GAROFALO I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about wh...
JANEANE GAROFALO should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody .
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JANEANE GAROFALO Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance...
JANEANE GAROFALO If it's money that an individual would otherwise have to borrow, meaning they'd take out a loan agai...
DALLAS SALISBURY They let us borrow it for a while, and now they're getting to take it back home.
DON LONG Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
SCOTTISH PROVERB Never marry for money. You'll borrow it cheaper.
SCOTTISH PROVERB Don't borrow money from a neighbor or a friend, but of a stranger where, paying for it you shall hea...
LORD BURLEIGH Don't borrow money from a neighbour or a friend, but of a stranger where, paying for it you shall he...
LORD BURLEIGH Do the days work. If it be to protect the rights of the weak, whoever objects, do it. If it be to he...
CALVIN COOLIDGE Dont expect expected things by unexpectable persons,it will just hurt.
SHUBHAM CHAVAN Don't marry for money - you can borrow it cheaper.
UNKNOWN Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper
SCOTTISH PROVERB People told consumer surveys they were miserable, but they were willing to borrow money to pursue a ...
IAN SHEPHERDSON You can borrow money for college. But you can't borrow for retirement.
DUANE MEEK The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the futu...
JOHN PODHORETZ The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Don't borrow money to make investments.
WARREN BUFFETT How strange! When people borrow money, they bow to you and when you collect it, you have to bow to t...
VIKRANT PARSAI It has always been more expensive for the poor to borrow money. We see this in everything from mortg...
JOHN NIVEN wants to borrow the money from a former politician who recently signed on with one of the largest lo...
DAVID BONIOR When we borrow from a bank to execute our ventures,it simply means we are indirectly inviting the ba...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) People willy-nilly borrow for consumption. Civil servants willy-nilly borrow for consumption and the...
NAJIB RAZAK Everyone of them is staying, ... They dont want to go back. They have told me that.
AMY COLLINS People live for eating,but I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL It's no profile in courage for us to say you are now able to borrow money from your pension fund and...
CHARLES RANGEL To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.
W. J. VOGEL Women give nothing to friendship except what they borrow from love.
SENECA Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARD Every time you borrow money, you're robbing your future self.
NATHAN W. MORRIS It is easy to forget when you borrow money but easy to remember when you lend it.
VIKRANT PARSAI You can borrow more, but you still have to pay it back.
DON RAHN It doesn't look good, ... They don't expect to find a house when they get back.
CHARLES TAYLOR There's a laundry list of reasons why not to borrow from your 401(k). While the money is on loan...
JEAN CHATZKY If you'd know the value of money, go and borrow some.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ You have more to fear from those who think they know you,Than from those who know they dont.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission.
CORMAC MCCARTHY The potential is huge, yet the pitfalls are bottomless. After years of communism, some companies bor...
FRANCIS LUN If you would know the value of money try to borrow some.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Life is a one time opportunity, DONT waste it. Because once its gone its not coming back.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Mary-Kate and Ashley, who played Michelle, were great. I miss them, I love them, and I need to borro...
JOHN STAMOS He that would have a short Lent, let him borrow Money to be repaid at Easter.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN I think if they are going to borrow money, it should be for something substantial. What I think they...
KARLIN ARTIGUE Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within oneself. It is wrong to expe...
DALAI LAMA The club may have to assess the golf club members. Or they may have to borrow the money. It's not so...
GUS COOPER We don't inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
DAVID BROWER We don't inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children
DAVID BROWER Dont look back in anger, I heard you say...
OASIS Tuition is student money, and students expect increased benefits from increased tuition.
ERIN HERTZOG He asked to borrow my (cell) phone. When he handed it back, it was full of blood.
JOE VALENTE How can someone ask you to show your full potential when their actions bring out the worst in you.Fo...
TANICA S HALL Unsubscribe from should-a, would-a, could-a
MICHAEL H. DANSBURY You cannot borrow half of who you are from someone else, yet people try to do it all of the time, th...
JENNIFER O'NEILL

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