Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.