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George Parker

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To me, this kind of malfeasance or nonfeasance is precisely what the public cannot tolerate.
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Almost every week, there are stories in the press or on Chinese social media about what even the off...
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Not just human error was involved, ... There may have been malfeasance.
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Mozart was born Mozart. Charlie Parker was born Charlie Parker.
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Whatever you think of George W. Bush, he left office with his faith intact, and I respect that.
DAVID GREGORY
Falsehoods border on truths.
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I absolutely reject that idea that the press is liberal and what it does is liberal. In my view, it&...
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Martha: Truth or illusion, George; you don't know the difference.
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When I walk into my office, the other portraits that I look at in addition to (Thomas) Jefferson, th...
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I have run my entire campaign, right or wrong, on my proven experience in the office.
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It creates border security in one device on a single management platform.
JACK BRAHCE
In October, we start nationwide — in eight states on the northern border and four on the southern.
CONNIE HAIR
In October, we start nationwide — in eight states on the northern border and four on the southern.
CONNIE HAIR
a reasonable jury did find in favor of Dr. Parker.
BOB ROSE
Currently I'm working with Parker Fly on a new Midi guitar to arrive next year.
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Looking to buy a home or invest in a commercial property? Take a look at our current real estate lis...
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On my recent trip to the Mexico border, Border Patrol agents in California told me they have arreste...
RIC KELLER
Tony Parker hits every freaking shot no matter who we put on him. The little ass.
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In fact, the place where we have indicted more terrorists or potential terrorists, is our Northern b...
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Currently I'm working with Parker Fly on a new Midi guitar to arrive next year.
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Positive changes in the country do not depend on our pure desires only or just from different people...
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People are filing on time or using electronic services. We don't even keep the tax forms in the post...
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This was insane!

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The numbers on the southwest border are much higher.
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The problem with the whole issue is that both sides need to be accommodated. There does need to be b...
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You is getting nosier than a parker.
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I believe that he is wiping his muddy shoes on the face of victims, using them as the doormat as he ...
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When George W. Bush entered office, the national debt was $5 trillion. When he left, it was $10 tril...
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Or hold public office?
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I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for ...
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It's a departure for me, ... I can't walk through the airport in Singapore without a little kid hang...
BRENDAN FRASER
George Huff hasn't gone platinum or anything yet.
JOHN STYLL
Well, I like Charlie Parker, Ella, Billie Holiday.
AARON NEVILLE
Parker looked real sharp and was real aggressive.
JOE GODINHO
One or more of the (forecast) models bring it on shore (along) the Georgia-South Carolina border wit...
JERRY JARRELL
I decided it would be most inappropriate for me to make any
comments on George Wallace or his h...
FRANK JOHNSON
Most of the things that come across the border aren't being tested. So we can't rely on the federal ...
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Neoconservative Republican President George W. Bush took office determined to aggressively export Am...
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I fear the carnival of crime is beginning on our border.
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Set aside set times when you do office work or phone calls, rather than letting the whole day go on ...
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No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair play, if his wo...
GLORIA STEINEM
No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair play, if his wo...
GLORIA STEINEM
I was the individual who cleared on this process within Customs and Border Protection and reviewed a...
JAYSON AHERN
As he's getting a second project that he can use for border patrol or port surveillance, in our port...
JOHN CRAIG
So my leaving from office is not dependent on the arrival or the departure of the Americans,
CHARLES TAYLOR
Charlie Parker was a genius, as was Lester Young.
SEBASTIAN COE
The seven words George Carlin said you couldn’t say on TV or radio (“fuck,” “piss,” “shi...
MARY NORRIS
Like St. George, always in his saddle, never on his way. - Clement Walker,
CLEMENT WALKER
Every man who takes office in Washington either grows or swells, and when I give a man an office, I ...
WOODROW T. WILSON
Every man who takes office in Washington either grows or swells, and when I give a man an office, I ...
WOODROW WILSON
It's hugely embarrassing for the sector, ... I don't believe there is any malfeasance here. But . . ...
PAUL LIGHT
I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.
JACK TATUM
That's all we are — it's just a neighborhood watch on the border.
TOM WILLIAMS
Coming out of last spring, we had a lot of confidence in John Parker and what he could do. If Brodie...
DAVE RADER
I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
BILLY JOEL
I am not in favor of taking a new Berlin Wall and setting it up on the south border.
STEVE FILSON
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. (on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy M...
MICKEY RIVERS
Few American presidents have been unhappier or lonelier in office than Woodrow Wilson.
JILL LEPORE
In 1972, George Harrison invited me to accompany him on a trip to India.
GARY WRIGHT
I think Sean Parker damaged the music business with Napster.
CURTIS JACKSON
On April 30, 1789, George Washington, standing on the balcony of Federal Hall on Wall Street in New ...
GEORGE WASHINGTON
The last few years had taught her that, bizarrely, there might be more to life than money, heists, a...
GREG COX
Whether we like it or not we have a 200-mile shared border with New Hampshire.
REP. RICHARD HUBE
We're on the border of this world, speaking a common language. That's all.
HARUKI MURAKAMI
We are doing more, ... Our folks on the border are working extraordinarily hard.
CHUCK ROSENBERG
I also wanted Parker to operate in the Internet age without losing being Parker. He's always ope...
DONALD E. WESTLAKE
Kenny Parker from Parker Electric is doing all of the electric. Wolff Brothers Supply Inc., all of t...
LYNNE BLACK
When things go badly, individuals look for scapegoats. I just do not believe that barbed-wire fences...
RON PAUL
It's wholly inappropriate for untrained citizens to be out there on the border. It's putting them in...
RICK LARSEN
It's no longer a situation where border security means just Border Patrol agents.
RUSS KNOCKE
George had such great courage on the ball,
BOBBY ROBSON
That is where Star Office comes in. It is compatible with Microsoft Office and beyond that a company...
ANDY BOCHMAN
Customers need to manage and access information away from the office. I need to have access to my e-...
LAURA JOHNSON
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't...
ERIC ANDRE
My final three were George Mason, George Mason, George Mason. I'm glad I chose George Mason.
TONY SKINN
Right on our own border, there is going to be substantial activity in what is probably the last unex...
KIRBY JONES
We discourage the armaments up here because it's not necessary on the northern border.
CLAUDE LEBAS
Even after four years in office, George W. Bush's record on women doesn't leap out at you. I...
MOLLY IVINS
I have never seen an Aussie team put down so many catches, and the batsmen really need to start to h...
ALLAN BORDER
Write off Australia at your peril. Most sides are at their most dangerous when they are down. If Aus...
ALLAN BORDER
Certainly half a dozen of the team will be looking anxiously over their shoulder and their performan...
ALLAN BORDER
When your bowling is not firing, any captain is going to struggle.
ALLAN BORDER
OK, go away, and I'll find someone who really wants to play for Australia.
ALLAN BORDER
England had a great series,
ALLAN BORDER
He has lost his way, and I think he needs to be replaced in the team before the fourth Test at Trent...
ALLAN BORDER
The Australian bowling outfit is struggling and in particular Jason Gillespie. He has lost his way a...
ALLAN BORDER
The Australian bowling outfit is struggling and in particular Jason Gillespie,
ALLAN BORDER
I am not talking to anyone in the British media - they are all pricks.
ALLAN BORDER
And of all the stars our two countries have produced, the name of Sir Donald Bradman still embodies ...
ALLAN BORDER
The Beatles exist apart from myself. I am not really Beatle George. Beatle George is like a suit or ...
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We have a George Foreman grill on the bus.
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And they buried him in the border of his inheritance in Timnathheres, in the mount of Ephraim, on th...
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DOROTHY PARKER
I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue
And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER
All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si...
DOROTHY PARKER
I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER
They sicken at the calm that know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER
They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER
Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKER
Only Christ could have conceived Christ.
JOSEPH PARKER
He'd have given me rolling lands,
Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER
Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER
Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER
They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER
Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER
Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER
I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER
I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER
Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER
Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER
It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him...
THEODORE PARKER
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER
Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B...
DOROTHY PARKER
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
DOROTHY PARKER
He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
DOROTHY PARKER
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it tru...
DOROTHY PARKER
Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground al...
DOROTHY PARKER
Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
DOROTHY PARKER
Self-denial is indispensable to a strong character, and the highest kind comes from a religious stoc...
THEODORE PARKER