border on malfeasance, nonfeasance, or misfeasance in office.
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To me, this kind of malfeasance or nonfeasance is precisely what the public cannot tolerate.
JACKIE SPEIER There's a great deal of frustration in the Republican ranks right now about the fact that the Republ...
KAREN HANRETTY I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on ...
GLENN BECK Almost every week, there are stories in the press or on Chinese social media about what even the off...
REBECCA MACKINNON Real people are places to me as much as persons: I want to see them, as I want to see the places I a...
LEONARD ALFRED GEORGE STRONG Not just human error was involved, ... There may have been malfeasance.
RAYMOND SEED Mozart was born Mozart. Charlie Parker was born Charlie Parker.
DAMIEN CHAZELLE Whatever you think of George W. Bush, he left office with his faith intact, and I respect that.
DAVID GREGORY Falsehoods border on truths.
CHARLES CHURCHILL I absolutely reject that idea that the press is liberal and what it does is liberal. In my view, it&...
RON SUSKIND Martha: Truth or illusion, George; you don't know the difference.
George: No, but we must carry...
EDWARD ALBEE When I walk into my office, the other portraits that I look at in addition to (Thomas) Jefferson, th...
DEAN ACHESON I have run my entire campaign, right or wrong, on my proven experience in the office.
ERIC WEIS Beguiled by George S. Bush's easy smile and casual indifference to the details, we are on the brink ...
ROGER EBERT When George W. Bush came into office, North Korea had maybe one nuclear weapon and verifiably wasn...
NOAM CHOMSKY It creates border security in one device on a single management platform.
JACK BRAHCE In October, we start nationwide — in eight states on the northern border and four on the southern.
CONNIE HAIR In October, we start nationwide in eight states on the northern border and four on the southern.
CONNIE HAIR a reasonable jury did find in favor of Dr. Parker.
BOB ROSE Currently I'm working with Parker Fly on a new Midi guitar to arrive next year.
ADRIAN BELEW Looking to buy a home or invest in a commercial property? Take a look at our current real estate lis...
TEAM POWERHOUSE REALTY On my recent trip to the Mexico border, Border Patrol agents in California told me they have arreste...
RIC KELLER Tony Parker hits every freaking shot no matter who we put on him. The little ass.
MIKE D'ANTONI In fact, the place where we have indicted more terrorists or potential terrorists, is our Northern b...
TOM TANCREDO Currently I'm working with Parker Fly on a new Midi guitar to arrive next year.
ADRIAN BELEW Positive changes in the country do not depend on our pure desires only or just from different people...
SUNDAY ADELAJA People are filing on time or using electronic services. We don't even keep the tax forms in the post...
DEBBIE THOMPSON This was insane!
Yes, he was hot, but so was Nick. Yes, he was nice, but so was Nick. Yes...
RACHEL HAWTHORNE In 1968, 'Liberty Magazine' had an article about George Wallace in which he stated he would ...
COLONEL SANDERS The numbers on the southwest border are much higher.
JARROD AGEN The problem with the whole issue is that both sides need to be accommodated. There does need to be b...
LINDA CHAVEZ You is getting nosier than a parker.
ROALD DAHL I believe that he is wiping his muddy shoes on the face of victims, using them as the doormat as he ...
KEVIN LYONS When George W. Bush entered office, the national debt was $5 trillion. When he left, it was $10 tril...
TED CRUZ Or hold public office?
SCOTT SHAW Nonetheless, to the extent that terrorists have come into our country or suspected or known terroris...
JANET NAPOLITANO I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for ...
GEORGE CARLIN It's a departure for me, ... I can't walk through the airport in Singapore without a little kid hang...
BRENDAN FRASER George Huff hasn't gone platinum or anything yet.
JOHN STYLL Well, I like Charlie Parker, Ella, Billie Holiday.
AARON NEVILLE Parker looked real sharp and was real aggressive.
JOE GODINHO One or more of the (forecast) models bring it on shore (along) the Georgia-South Carolina border wit...
JERRY JARRELL I decided it would be most inappropriate for me to make any
comments on George Wallace or his h...
FRANK JOHNSON Most of the things that come across the border aren't being tested. So we can't rely on the federal ...
LETICIA AYALA Neoconservative Republican President George W. Bush took office determined to aggressively export Am...
ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI I fear the carnival of crime is beginning on our border.
EDWARD BLAKE Set aside set times when you do office work or phone calls, rather than letting the whole day go on ...
LIZ TUCKER I'm all for tightened border security, but if we start requiring law enforcement officers in border ...
CHRIS BELL No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair play, if his wo...
GLORIA STEINEM No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair play, if his wo...
GLORIA STEINEM I was the individual who cleared on this process within Customs and Border Protection and reviewed a...
JAYSON AHERN As he's getting a second project that he can use for border patrol or port surveillance, in our port...
JOHN CRAIG So my leaving from office is not dependent on the arrival or the departure of the Americans,
CHARLES TAYLOR Charlie Parker was a genius, as was Lester Young.
SEBASTIAN COE The seven words George Carlin said you couldn’t say on TV or radio (“fuck,” “piss,” “shi...
MARY NORRIS Like St. George, always in his saddle, never on his way.
- Clement Walker,
CLEMENT WALKER Every man who takes office in Washington either grows or swells, and when I give a man an office, I ...
WOODROW T. WILSON Every man who takes office in Washington either grows or swells, and when I give a man an office, I ...
WOODROW WILSON It's hugely embarrassing for the sector, ... I don't believe there is any malfeasance here. But . . ...
PAUL LIGHT I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.
JACK TATUM That's all we are — it's just a neighborhood watch on the border.
TOM WILLIAMS Coming out of last spring, we had a lot of confidence in John Parker and what he could do. If Brodie...
DAVE RADER I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
BILLY JOEL I am not in favor of taking a new Berlin Wall and setting it up on the south border.
STEVE FILSON Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
(on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy M...
MICKEY RIVERS Few American presidents have been unhappier or lonelier in office than Woodrow Wilson.
JILL LEPORE In 1972, George Harrison invited me to accompany him on a trip to India.
GARY WRIGHT I think Sean Parker damaged the music business with Napster.
CURTIS JACKSON On April 30, 1789, George Washington, standing on the balcony of Federal Hall on Wall Street in New ...
GEORGE WASHINGTON The last few years had taught her that, bizarrely, there might be more to life than money, heists, a...
GREG COX Whether we like it or not we have a 200-mile shared border with New Hampshire.
REP. RICHARD HUBE We're on the border of this world, speaking a common language. That's all.
HARUKI MURAKAMI We are doing more, ... Our folks on the border are working extraordinarily hard.
CHUCK ROSENBERG I also wanted Parker to operate in the Internet age without losing being Parker. He's always ope...
DONALD E. WESTLAKE Kenny Parker from Parker Electric is doing all of the electric. Wolff Brothers Supply Inc., all of t...
LYNNE BLACK When things go badly, individuals look for scapegoats. I just do not believe that barbed-wire fences...
RON PAUL It's wholly inappropriate for untrained citizens to be out there on the border. It's putting them in...
RICK LARSEN It's no longer a situation where border security means just Border Patrol agents.
RUSS KNOCKE George had such great courage on the ball,
BOBBY ROBSON That is where Star Office comes in. It is compatible with Microsoft Office and beyond that a company...
ANDY BOCHMAN Customers need to manage and access information away from the office. I need to have access to my e-...
LAURA JOHNSON 'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't...
ERIC ANDRE My final three were George Mason, George Mason, George Mason. I'm glad I chose George Mason.
TONY SKINN Right on our own border, there is going to be substantial activity in what is probably the last unex...
KIRBY JONES We discourage the armaments up here because it's not necessary on the northern border.
CLAUDE LEBAS Even after four years in office, George W. Bush's record on women doesn't leap out at you. I...
MOLLY IVINS I have never seen an Aussie team put down so many catches, and the batsmen really need to start to h...
ALLAN BORDER Write off Australia at your peril. Most sides are at their most dangerous when they are down. If Aus...
ALLAN BORDER Certainly half a dozen of the team will be looking anxiously over their shoulder and their performan...
ALLAN BORDER When your bowling is not firing, any captain is going to struggle.
ALLAN BORDER OK, go away, and I'll find someone who really wants to play for Australia.
ALLAN BORDER England had a great series,
ALLAN BORDER He has lost his way, and I think he needs to be replaced in the team before the fourth Test at Trent...
ALLAN BORDER The Australian bowling outfit is struggling and in particular Jason Gillespie. He has lost his way a...
ALLAN BORDER The Australian bowling outfit is struggling and in particular Jason Gillespie,
ALLAN BORDER I am not talking to anyone in the British media - they are all pricks.
ALLAN BORDER And of all the stars our two countries have produced, the name of Sir Donald Bradman still embodies ...
ALLAN BORDER The Beatles exist apart from myself. I am not really Beatle George. Beatle George is like a suit or ...
GEORGE HARRISON We have a George Foreman grill on the bus.
GAVIN DEGRAW And they buried him in the border of his inheritance in Timnathheres, in the mount of Ephraim, on th...
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GEORGE PARKER The lawsuit is in what you call in the exploratory phase and every piece of information is evidence ...
GEORGE PARKER Haskell told you what he feels he can say in answering your questions, which is some things not done...
GEORGE PARKER There is nothing beautiful about perfection; those imperfections that you hate so much about yoursel...
PARKER When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist....
TREY PARKER The real business of life is trying to understand each other.
GILBERT PARKER We have a tendency to sugar coat the Civil Rights movement by showing arm in arm and everyone singin...
NATE PARKER You get in before sunrise and you get out after sunset and you go home, eat and collapse. While you&...
PARKER STEVENSON In theory, I stick to how I could eat if I lived a thousand years ago. I take processed foods off th...
PARKER YOUNG I go to this gym in Hollywood: it's a Cross Fit gym. It's basically just a really high inten...
PARKER YOUNG I actually was the captain of the football team. I went to Catalina Foothills High School, and I pla...
PARKER YOUNG Dinner for me is usually some version of chicken or fish - I love salmon - with grilled vegetables a...
PARKER YOUNG I've dated girls that aren't, this is gonna sound so horrible, that aren't super smart, ...
PARKER YOUNG I'd love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I'm always reading philo...
PARKER YOUNG I read somewhere that abs are made in the kitchen, and I'd like to agree. I like to think that I...
PARKER YOUNG In 1942, everyone was ready to go and fight for the good guys. It was so simple.
PARKER STEVENSON If it seems like you're doing work when you're acting, then you're doing something wrong...
PARKER STEVENSON I'm more interested in where I'll be in five or 10 years than where I am now.
PARKER STEVENSON I was the last one to screen test for The Hardy Boys. I'd like to play that's not as clean-c...
PARKER STEVENSON I used to a lot. I used to go dancing.
PARKER STEVENSON I still think of myself really as a New Yorker.
PARKER STEVENSON I remember the day I found out my draft status. I was really floored and kind of staggered around in...
PARKER STEVENSON I like people who are enthused about things they do, like travel, sports, work. I like being with pe...
PARKER STEVENSON I do interviews because it's a chance to be myself. I sometimes wonder what I could have to say ...
PARKER STEVENSON Good work is good work wherever it's done, in a play, a motion picture or television, and that i...
PARKER STEVENSON During the time I was on The Hardy Boys, I was also watching other people's careers. I thought t...
PARKER STEVENSON The Hardy Boys burned me out. I was recharging my batteries. It was time to return to work, but it w...
PARKER STEVENSON I almost rented a house by an architect named Schindler, but I couldn't afford it. It was a jewe...
PARKER STEVENSON What I do is not some magical, mystical thing. I simply get up in the morning, get to work on time, ...
PARKER STEVENSON The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyon...
PARKER STEVENSON I wanted my children to have the same exposure to the water I had. My strongest memories of Northeas...
PARKER STEVENSON My interest in architecture has always been sculptural. Most of my photography is of architecture.
PARKER STEVENSON I think the reaction to a World War II situation would be the same today as it was in 1942. Initiall...
PARKER STEVENSON California lacks a lot of the rules and restrictions the East has. Every house is a different style,...
PARKER STEVENSON If I have a Sunday free, I'll go up the coast and spend some time on the beach. I scuba dive and...
PARKER STEVENSON I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scr...
PARKER STEVENSON I made a classic mistake. I held out for something better.
PARKER STEVENSON I looked along the San Juan Islands and the coast of California, but I couldn't find the palette...
PARKER STEVENSON I really like this trend of songwriting that is honest and intelligent and serious and longing.
PARKER POSEY As an artist, you're always going to be yearning and wanting and never satisfied. I never feel l...
PARKER POSEY Hey, the TV was my friend. As a child, I always said, 'I want to live in there someday.'
PARKER POSEY I love bayou life.
PARKER POSEY I like soap opera acting. If it's done really well, there's nothing better. It's old sch...
PARKER POSEY I'm glad I'm Southern. I'm the Southerner who's very Southern in that she left to mo...
PARKER POSEY Louis C.K. was able to make it happen. His producers don't bug him. He's able to go into his...
PARKER POSEY They love putting me in the 'indie queen' box. I had some high standards in my 20s that I do...
PARKER POSEY I like finding things in locations where I've worked and things from down South and things from ...
PARKER POSEY You know, it's a really adult thing, for some people, to choose to not be with the one that you ...
PARKER POSEY I have a twin brother, so I was around guys like a sister. It was comfortable to me.
PARKER POSEY The sound of a golf game is very different than the sound of a football game.
PARKER POSEY It sounds so dramatic, but I'll say it: Hollywood just doesn't know what to do with me. And ...
PARKER POSEY The five patients in 'Rethinking Cancer' share with us the path of their recovery: the coura...
PARKER POSEY I really liked playing a vampire. Their hunger is insatiable. Even when they eat someone, it's n...
PARKER POSEY I'm kind of a robot in a way. Or a Tron.
PARKER POSEY I'm a good girl, you know? But I'm from the South, and there are some powerful women down th...
PARKER POSEY I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf.
PARKER POSEY I care about being creative and expressing myself.
PARKER POSEY What's the difference between a personality disorder and a personality? You know? That's wha...
PARKER POSEY I traveled to Morocco once, and I only saw one television when I was there, but I did go into this d...
PARKER POSEY I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, dee...
PARKER POSEY There are all these scripts where the women, if they're working, are prostitutes and lawyers wit...
PARKER POSEY They're like a weird couple. If you were to personify the artichoke and the oyster, they would h...
PARKER POSEY I like sitting close to windows.
PARKER POSEY Whatever America's founders believed about Christianity - and they believed a wide range of thin...
PARKER PALMER Proposing inner-life solutions to our political and economic catastrophes is something done, say the...
PARKER PALMER There are a million 'oughts' in the world. There's a million ways in which I ought to be...
PARKER PALMER Whether we're Democrats or Republicans or independents, we have to learn to hang together or we&...
PARKER PALMER We have been deformed by educational and religious institutions that treat us as members of an audie...
PARKER PALMER What passes for political realism may make for lively academic debates. But it often functions, iron...
PARKER PALMER As a Christian, I'm passionately opposed to American pretensions that we have special standing w...
PARKER PALMER Movements begin when oppressed people make - and keep remaking - a deeply inward decision to stop co...
PARKER PALMER Inner-life questions are the kind everyone asks, with or without benefit of God-talk: 'Does my l...
PARKER PALMER Fascist movements kill off their critics, literally or metaphorically, while democratic movements va...
PARKER PALMER We are a profoundly interconnected species, as the global economic and ecological crises reveal in v...
PARKER PALMER Even when life challenges us, it's a gift beyond all measure.
PARKER PALMER Political civility is not about being polite to each other. It's about reclaiming the power of &...
PARKER PALMER I think the pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of reality because illusion never leaves us ultimate...
PARKER PALMER I've always loved performing and, especially, love for the people. That's what keeps me goin...
MACEO PARKER People have different takes on clothes and what to wear and colors and all that stuff, so why make a...
MACEO PARKER Me and my brothers started a musical group early on, and we were playing in places where we really w...
MACEO PARKER When I grew up, the thing boys would do during the summer is work tobacco because it was a cheap pro...
MACEO PARKER I'm really at ease in being me and going all around the world playing music. But I do get a lift...
MACEO PARKER I was a piano player. I love piano playing. I just love all music.
MACEO PARKER You have to love what you do. And in order to do that, you have to search your soul to find out what...
MACEO PARKER Period recreation is very difficult unless you make a black-and-white movie.
ALAN PARKER It is not the broken heart that kills, but broken pride, monseigneur.
GILBERT PARKER They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art.
CHARLIE PARKER Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't...
CHARLIE PARKER That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it...
DOROTHY PARKER What we do want to see is reforms that are going to have a permanent effect on the budget deficit.
ED PARKER My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
TREY PARKER When I was a kid in the mid-'60s, I was what's known as a moddie boy, a prototype skinhead. ...
GRAHAM PARKER When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and ...
TREY PARKER This sale brings the excellent partnership that we have enjoyed with Marriott International to a clo...
ALAN PARKER I hope it goes through.
ALAN PARKER We're the demonstration project for the state, so everybody's looking at us.
ALAN PARKER I tell my son to avoid that area, because it is extremely dangerous.
ALAN PARKER People should focus their energy on developing a taste for dark chocolate, because its high cocoa co...
ALAN PARKER And this film was not meant to be a political diatribe. Hopefully it's balanced, for people to make ...
ALAN PARKER It's probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do, ... just being away from my kids and my family....
ALAN PARKER Thank God that he brings all the troops and my son home safely. Thank God,
ALAN PARKER Well, if you ask any filmmaker how they got into it, everyone came a different route. I've never act...
ALAN PARKER Rain is also very difficult to film, particularly in Ireland because it's quite fine, so fine that t...
ALAN PARKER You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of...
CHARLIE PARKER Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.
DOROTHY PARKER Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here.
JOHN PARKER I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER The friends I made have slipped and strayed.
And who's the one that cares
A trifling lot and...
DOROTHY PARKER Work is the province of cattle.
DOROTHY PARKER The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.
THEODORE PARKER Once when I was young and true,
Someone left me sad-
Broke my brittle heart in two;
And ...
DOROTHY PARKER Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts a...
DOROTHY PARKER If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it'...
DOROTHY PARKER This book is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
DOROTHY PARKER Politics is the science of urgencies.
THEODORE PARKER Oh, it is sure as it is sad
That any lad is every lad,
And what's a girl, to dare implore DOROTHY PARKER I never see the prettiest thing -
A cherry bough gone white with Spring -
But what I think, Ho...
DOROTHY PARKER I know Penny Toler and coach Ross have worked hard to put together a strong team this year, and I am...
CANDACE PARKER I'm very stubborn. I feel like I'm going to play this season.
CANDACE PARKER On my best days, such as when I was a junior in high school coming off a 42-point performance and ne...
CANDACE PARKER Male athletes don't get dropped when they father kids.
CANDACE PARKER My dad was my first coach and drove me extremely hard from a very young age.
CANDACE PARKER You want your coach's blessing.
CANDACE PARKER It will be exciting to have my child share my career and to remember what I was like when I was youn...
CANDACE PARKER I think it's great that young girls have the WNBA to look up to now.
CANDACE PARKER What's so special about this team is that we all have the same mentality, this sort of, 'We&...
CANDACE PARKER From my first dunk at 14 years old to my second NCAA Championship at the University of Tennessee, my...
CANDACE PARKER I wouldn't mind being the female MJ. I want to have major crossover appeal.
CANDACE PARKER My baby is the joy in my life.
CANDACE PARKER The Sparks have always been committed to success and making the right moves to build upon their rich...
CANDACE PARKER For me, family has always come first.
CANDACE PARKER I don't think I would take the game with the same mentality that I do now if I hadn't been i...
CANDACE PARKER I look at it this way: the WNBA is 13 years young. I think eventually women will get to that point, ...
CANDACE PARKER My whole career has been trying to please people in basketball. Now it's time to please myself.
CANDACE PARKER You're measured by championships no matter what.
CANDACE PARKER So you have to take the good with the bad.
CANDACE PARKER Today I know that there is still work to be done, but along the way my I am achieving my dreams.
CANDACE PARKER The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out ...
DOROTHY PARKER Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come ou...
CHARLIE PARKER Kids who commit serious crimes shouldn't go scot-free. But if they are too young to vote or buy ciga...
ALISON PARKER Frankly, from a human rights perspective, that raises concerns,
ALISON PARKER We're asking for a recognition that these are child offenders and they should have access to parole ...
ALISON PARKER For example, Georgia rarely sentences children to life without parole, but it has youth crimes rates...
ALISON PARKER This would bring us in line with the rest of the world and make the US act in accordance with human-...
ALISON PARKER [Human rights advocates say that the use of juvenile life without parole, or LWOP, is by one measure...
ALISON PARKER The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out o...
DOROTHY PARKER If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
DOROTHY PARKER Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
DOROTHY PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
...
DOROTHY PARKER Oh seek, my love, your newer way;
I'll not be left in sorrow.
So long as I have yesterday DOROTHY PARKER If I didn't care for fun and such,
I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I...
DOROTHY PARKER She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
DOROTHY PARKER If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKER Inventory:
"Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend...
DOROTHY PARKER If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do the...
DOROTHY PARKER There's little in taking or giving
There's little in water or wine
This living, this livin...
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad<...
DOROTHY PARKER I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
DOROTHY PARKER Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never look at you; DOROTHY PARKER As society advances the standard of poverty rises.
THEODORE PARKER All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were a...
DOROTHY PARKER Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
DOROTHY PARKER There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply...
DOROTHY PARKER Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a poi...
DOROTHY PARKER I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue
And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si...
DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken at the calm that know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKER Only Christ could have conceived Christ.
JOSEPH PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands,
Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him...
THEODORE PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B...
DOROTHY PARKER It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
DOROTHY PARKER He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
DOROTHY PARKER And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it tru...
DOROTHY PARKER Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground al...
DOROTHY PARKER Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
DOROTHY PARKER Self-denial is indispensable to a strong character, and the highest kind comes from a religious stoc...
THEODORE PARKER