Book - what they make a movie out of for television.

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

Education, n. One of the few thing a fellow is willing to pay for and not get.

A pessimist only sees the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all--he's walking on them.

Chicago - a pompous Milwaukee.