Bob Altman got nothing from the TV series 'M*A*S*H,' and the royalties for the theme song went to his oldest son, Michael, who wrote it as a 15-year-old poet!

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.

Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill!

I love you, but I love myself more.