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Lisa Kudrow

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It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.
MARILYN MONROE A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.
WILLIAM H. MACY Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
JOEL MCHALE I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are y...
BRUCE ROBINSON I did ('Dumb & Dumber') when my career was kind of floundering, ... . . . I knew it was a comedy onl...
JEFF DANIELS I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting c...
SANDRA BULLOCK One of my favorite films is 'Dumb and Dumber.' I'd love to do some really silly comedy s...
PAUL DANO I'm lucky because I had blonde hair for a while for this TV show I was doing - they had me dye m...
HALEY LU RICHARDSON Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.
BRYAN CALLEN Everybody says how hard comedy is, but, when it comes time to honor things, whether it's on a we...
IVAN REITMAN In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.
WISLAWA SZYMBORSKA Funny is funny is funny.
BOB NEWHART I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye.
FRED WILLARD Beautiful, sexy, blonde hair. All they talked about was ?great personality characteristics.' I proba...
DAIN STOTHOFF What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
STEVE MARTIN I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
PATRICIA NEAL I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
DOLLY PARTON I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde eithe...
DOLLY PARTON Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
LARRY HAGMAN Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting e...
PAUL FEIG Horror is like comedy. Woody Allen's comedy is going to be very different from Ben Stiller's...
ELI ROTH Life is a tragedy without comedy, but the comedy is nothing but the truth and reality only.
ANUJ SOMANY You can't take a crash course in comedy, there is no crash course in comedy.
AMIT KALANTRI I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
PATRICIA NEAL Good comedy is ageless.
TED LEVINE Comedy is always slighted,
JAY CARR This is nice counter-programming for T3, but with comedy sequels, you never know what you're going t...
DAVID MUMPOWER I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'...
DOLLY PARTON The big challenge for me is that my nature is more towards comedy, so I understand when a comedy thi...
BEN EDLUND If you ask me to kiss you, I will,” he says.
His fingers stroke the inside of my wrists, and ...
STEPHANIE PERKINS Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
EDMOND GWEEN Comedy is tragedy - plus time.
CAROL BURNETT Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
HANNIBAL BURESS Comedy is acting out optimism.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Comedy is tragedy plus time.
CAROL BURNETT Comedy is tragedy - plus time
CAROL BURNETT For comedy, timing is key.
BENJAMIN STOCKHAM Most modern comedy is crap.
ADRIAN EDMONDSON Tragedy is actually untimely comedy
ADHISH MAZUMDER I actually imagined 'Thunderbolts' as a straight-up comedy book in a lot of ways, like a ver...
CHARLES SOULE I've always played comedy. My background is musical comedy theatre, and that's really where ...
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN Denver has smart and energetic crowds that appreciate good comedy and don't take themselves too ...
RON FUNCHES A great production of a black comedy is better than a mediocre production of a comedy of errors.
TOM STOPPARD Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
CAROL BURNETT Comedy is second nature for me.
ANTHONY ANDERSON Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
MO ROCCA Applaud friends, the comedy is over.
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN To me, comedy is a game.
DEMETRI MARTIN It is like a black comedy.
LIZA MAZA My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.
JULIA ROBERTS The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, wh...
AARON ALLSTON I think women are different, and I think having them in the room is crucial to a family comedy, ense...
DAN HARMON Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
MARTY FELDMAN Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
PICO IYER Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
MEL BROOKS The only weapon we have is comedy.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Peter Sellers is my great comedy hero.
CHRISTOPHER GUEST Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
AZIZ ANSARI I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know...
DOLLY PARTON I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't eve...
CARL REINER The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and faken...
LOUIS C. K. You want me to pin my entire operation, the entire revolution on some teenaged love story? I can't b...
VICTORIA AVEYARD I love physical comedy. I adore comedy of any kind.
MARCIA GAY HARDEN A dumb blonde who falls for a huge plastic finger.
JUDITH CRIST Honesty is very sexy.
VALERIE BERTINELLI The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of c...
PAUL MOONEY There's obviously a lot of tragedy in comedy; I really enjoy the paradox of what a really good c...
ELLEN PAGE I would like to do a romantic comedy, but not a romantic comedy that is cheesy. I want to do an old ...
SAMI GAYLE Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy ...
TOMMY CHONG The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
JIM DAVIS Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
ANGELA CARTER Awkwardness is such a gold mine for comedy.
PAUL RUDD Life is too serious to do farce comedy.
BUSTER KEATON Disappointment is an endless wellspring of comedy inspiration.
MARTIN FREEMAN Comedy is a very, very, very stringent business.
CHUCK JONES Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.
HARLAN TARBELL People associate girls with long blonde hair with the girls in 'Clueless' or 'Legally Bl...
KATEE SACKHOFF My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right n...
NATASHA LEGGERO Comedy is what we do, curling is just a sideline.
JAMIE KING I do love comedy, and when it's a comedy moment and you can make people laugh, of course it is w...
MAGGIE SMITH Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
SOLOMON SHORT Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at
SOLOMON SHORT Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and pot...
WOODY ALLEN The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straig...
DAWN POWELL Standup comedy is inordinately difficult. If doing something else for a living will make you equally...
AISHA TYLER Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same—dupe, fox, straig...
DAWN POWELL A rap is a tweaked version of comedy, because comedy came first. People weren't spitting before ...
JAY PHAROAH He was one of the few in television who could always be counted on to deliver comedy that was smart ...
HOWARD ROSENBERG Fuck. I don’t remember her being so scary. She’s got those momma eyes down to a T, yet, somehow....
HEATHER M. ORGERON A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may cho...
GARY D. SCHMIDT Being sick is the reason I went into comedy.
VANESSA BAYER Editing and post-production is so important with comedy.
EDDIE KAYE THOMAS Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
GILBERT SELDES Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
PETER USTINOV Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy.
JOHN GUARE Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
CHRIS ROCK Sometimes my mum is very disapproving of my comedy.
REBEL WILSON Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind
GILBERT SELDES

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of glitter.

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this wonderful,
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a small container
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LISA LOEB My own novel, 'The Silver Bough,' about the inhabitants of a remote town at risk of being ov...
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LISA LUTZ I didn't realize what an impact having a No. 1 single would have. It connects me with people of ...
LISA LOEB Harvard freshmen are smart, interested, and excited, and it's fun hearing their different perspe...
LISA RANDALL Think about how our country was built. The greatness came from our diversity; the greatness came fro...
LISA MURKOWSKI I think it's fair to say that women have a different level of intuitiveness that allows them to ...
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