Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

Red hair stigmatizes you.

I'm not a natural redhead, but I enjoy having red hair.

The sun on a brunette's hair looks red. The sun on a redhead's hair looks like Heaven on Earth.

There is more, much more, to being a redhead than the color of one’s hair.

Redheads are less than 1% of the world's population. Now that is a minority! And, I thought, one that should qualify me for school scholarships or something like that.