Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

You're thought about more often than you probably can guess, and thoughts of you just naturally bring smiles of happiness. Now, that it's your birthday, may each and every warm thought, bring a wish for all the best in life, and all your favourite things.

The average person thinks he isn't.

Look after your pennies and your pounds will look after themselves.

The average person thinks he isn't.

If you look at the statistics, just the number of eruptions, there's an eruption every 3,000 to 5,000 years. Since the last one was 3,000 years ago, well ...