Birds and animals probably think without knowing that they think; that is, they have not self-consciousness. Only man seems to be endowed with this faculty; he alone develops disinterested intelligence, intelligence that is not primarily concerned with his own safety and well-being but that looks abroad upon things.
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MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON I think Utahns - and I won't speak for all Utahns - but my sense is that they have real issues w... EVAN MCMULLIN There is no such thing as Intelligence; one has intelligence of this or that. One must have intellig... EDGAR DEGAS Why try to have pigs fly When ducks already can _ Why try to have pigs fly When ducks already can ELLA C. Jesus asks me to loosen my grip on the things that matter to me. It’s only then He can fill my han... ANUSHA ATUKORALA Mani nogurdina lielās lietas un norises. Es meklēju lielās norises mazajās. IMANTS ZIEDONIS Intelligence is composed mostly of imagination, insight, things that have nothing to do with reason. VIVIENNE WESTWOOD Young people discovering their sexuality must know they walk with a strong tradition and that they a... JASMINE GUY There is no one, who possesses intelligence and uses reflection, who does not understand that it is ... 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AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS [Outside in the rain, paying punters appeared evenly divided between those there to see the bands an... DAVID BURROUGHS The secret to being a writer is that you have to write. It's not enough to think about writing o... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS And by lucky coincidence, here comes a green Mazda pickup with a brown stripe. ROBBIE BURROUGHS I'm always prepared for the worst. I was prepared to have the book come out, sell seven copies, ... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS If we happened to be in rehearsal downstairs in my room and a neighbor padded across the lawn to rap... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS From Queen Elizabeth, who had her own box, to the street cleaners. LYNNE BURROUGHS I think basically it's just bad luck. ROBBIE BURROUGHS If it is the same guy, he's been pretty busy. ROBBIE BURROUGHS We got a name and tracked him down to the Best Value Inn in Renton. ROBBIE BURROUGHS They're not sure of anything yet. ROBBIE BURROUGHS About the same time, the people in the pickup truck realized they were being followed and it turned ... ROBBIE BURROUGHS He gave up about five minutes later. ROBBIE BURROUGHS About everyone on staff helps out for trivia. KITT BURROUGHS Unconditional love. That's what this is. I love him, as is, fully. I've had to stop arm wrestling wi... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Stars should not be seen alone. That's why there are so many. Two people should stand together and l... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I told myself, 'All I want is a normal life'. But was that true? I wasn't so sure. Because there was... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn’t deserve it. Because they are all you have... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS It has been proven that preserving these properties increases their value. BEN BURROUGHS By preserving these neighborhoods, we are creating a draw for tourists and that translates into an e... BEN BURROUGHS We are talking about something that cannot be bought. It's our heritage, and it needs to be preserve... BEN BURROUGHS You deserve to need me, not to have me. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Augusten very distant tonight. Probably because of my games. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Suddenly, this word fills me with a sense of sadness I haven't felt since childhood. The kind of sad... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Think of your head as an unsafe neighborhood; don't go there alone. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS As in a tree, there is more sap in an Arm of the tree, than in a little sprig; but the sprig hath th... JEREMIAH BURROUGHS Why am I so anxious? And then it hits me. I'm not anxious, I'm lonely. And I'm lonely in some horrib... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Jesus came to give us life. We don't have to hang on a cross like he did. For him, it was a sacrific... DILLON BURROUGHS Use the talents you’ve developed to create goodwill, to ease the burdens of those who are not as f... LAURA BURROUGHS I came to think that maybe God was what you believed in because you needed to feel you weren’t alo... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'ga... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emot... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS His toes wriggle in his socks and my first thought is, I want to snip them off with hedge trimmers. ... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Never work with children, puppies or bulimics AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS If you're gay and live in New York and don't go to gym, eventually they come for you. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I once read about a guy who lost his arms in a fire. The nurse took pity on him and gave him a hand ... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS After I cut off his penis, I sautéed it in rosemary butter and ate it" "But did you go to a me... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS What I really want is to sit next to someone on an L.L. bean blanket on the beach in the fall and dr... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS There's not enough of me left over. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS