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CRAIG THOMPSON We must force the government to stop the bird migration. We must shoot all birds, field all our men ...
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JOHN BURNSIDE I heard a bird sing in the dark of December. A magical thing. And sweet to remember. We are nearer t...
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BRIAN SABEAN We will most probably get the bird flu carried by the millions of wild birds that are on their way t...
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NED VAN MAANEN The bird may stop being a migrant. We're talking about changing entire migration patterns.
CHARLES BLEM We're in the middle of our migration season now where birds are flying. Are they going to bring it b...
DEB STEFFEN It seems to kill a very large proportion of the birds that it infects. That is having a major impact...
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BILL OSTRANDER Everybody is really gearing up for it, particularly because of the fuel crisis and the weather. The ...
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CHERYL FERGUSON During spring break we take a family trip, but this year they're on their own.
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DAVE GRABER It is no doubt technically possible to study metabolism and respiration of fishes during swimming at...
AUGUST KROGH The robin flew from his swinging spray of ivy on to the top of the wall and he opened his beak and s...
FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT We just want to remind everyone to be extra careful during this early spring. Simple things, such as...
DEREK KEISER I've seen 30 swans there in migration.
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KENNETH GRAHAME Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered.
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JAMES BOVARD Every spring, this country will be reminded of the Lady from Texas. As trees bloom and flowers carpe...
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ANNE LAMOTT It's more likely to be brought in by the illegal movement of birds and bird products.
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SHANE J VAN DER VELDE Mine heritage is unto me as a speckled bird, the birds round about are against her; come ye, assembl...
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JOHN BURROUGHS Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day.
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D.H. LAWRENCE We have received sporadic reports of dead wild birds, but no report of bird flu outbreak among migra...
ZHUO RONGSHENG During class, our teaching is often aimed at white students or the white norm. Faculty members shoul...
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DAN KEMMIS The bird of Jove, stoop'd from his aery tour,
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MARK TWAIN Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN