Bettie Wilson was amazing. At 114 she was still able to read the newspaper and sign her name.

Charlie, Last Name Wilson

We're eager to have our readers be able to read the newspaper in 18 to 19 minutes. My wife calls it 'Newspapers Without Guilt.' I can read the newspaper, get through this newspaper before it goes on the recycling stack.

I read my first book on Woodrow Wilson at age 15, and I was hooked.

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

Never sign a Valentine with your own name.