Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt.

Consultant: any ordinary guy more than fifty miles from home.

I have never quite grasped the worry about the power of the press. After all, it speaks with a thousand voices, in constant dissonance.

Never contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself.

Never trust a man whose dog barks at him.

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.