Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

I love you all - if you are not people!