Being on the road is kind of lonely.
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But it's very hard being on the road. It's very lonely.
SHANE WARNE A lot of comedians out there are aspiring actors, but Dave Attell is a comedian who loves doing come...
LAURA GARRISON I'm in the middle of the road, it seems vague of unclear way, of where I'm going but no matter what ...
HLONIM They stand uncertainly underneath immense skies, and everything about them is drowned.
JACK KEROUAC I heard the Denver and Rio Grande locomotives howling off in to the mountains. I wanted to pursue my...
JACK KEROUAC I read my copy of On the Road and dug the scenery whizzing past. On the Road is a semi-autobiographi...
CORY DOCTOROW How lonely it is going to be now on the Yellow Brick Road.
RAY BOLGER Elijah, as always, is being unusually kind. While he himself is not lonely, he doesn’t mind talkin...
DAVID LEVITHAN The overall thing is we wanted to bring acts that appeal to a college crowd. Dave Attell just got of...
LAURA GARRISON The crowd really embraces me when I come here. It's kind of funny being on the road.
ANDRE IGUODALA ...and I realized no matter what you do it’s bound to be a waste of time in the end so you might a...
JACK KEROUAC I have tried to talk about the issues in this campaign... and this has sometimes been a lonely road,...
ADLAI E. STEVENSON I walk a lonely raod the only road that i have ever known.
GREEN DAY Dave told Porter he should go to Bellevue down the road here.
GARY KATZ Seasoning in something like this is always helpful. I think this will help Dave down the road.
HARRY WELLS The whole town had instantly gone to bed; the only noise now was barking dogs. How could I ever slee...
JACK KEROUAC I ate apple pie and ice cream—it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the...
JACK KEROUAC Somewhere along the line, the pearl would be handed to me.
JACK KEROUAC I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence. The idea of being a character who i...
ROBIN WILLIAMS Fuck Kerouac; he would write his own story.
LINDA COLLISON Dave is kind of smack dab in the middle. This will be attractive to voters.
RONALD COLLINS I think the crowd embraces me when I come here, which is kind of funny, being on the road. But I fel...
ANDRE IGUODALA On the road, the lonely road,
Under the cold, white moon;
Under the rugged trees he strode,
...
WILLIAM WALLACE HARNEY The trouble is not really in being alone, it's being lonely. One can be lonely in the midst of a cro...
CHRISTINE FEEHAN Road to destination is often very straight with journey smooth, but majority has tendency to meander...
ANUJ SOMANY To know you will be lonely is not the same as being lonely.
PETER CAREY Being nice is one of many bridges on the road to Happiness.
DONNA A. FAVORS I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
JAY LONDON What's Your Road, Man?
JACK KEROUAC We all grew up, those of us who took On the Road to heart. We came to cringe a little at our ...
SARAH VOWELL The road had the lonely times, but I kept myself busy.
BUCK OWENS Depression is a deadly disease that can lead you down a dark lonely road.
TAWANA BEECHAM Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely,
BACKSTREET BOYS Dave Van Ronk is not an obscure figure. He's the biggest figure on an obscure scene, playing a k...
ETHAN COEN We just kind of put out a dream list of mixers, and that included Dave and other such impossibilitie...
MATT BROWN Dave kind of reminds me of myself when I went with Bobby. He made all the calls on Saturday but I wa...
BRET BIELEMA A lot like Dave Matthews or John Mayer, I kind of stick with the acoustic genre.
BRANDON JONES Any East Coast road trip we have is very exciting, just being on the road, taking it all in.
STEPHEN CURRY Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
ROBERT FROST Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
ALISON GOMME Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
ALISON GOMME it is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy.
JACK THORNE The message coming from Dave is absolutely spot-on,
LIZ NICHOLL Non avevo niente da offrire a nessuno tranne la mia confusione.
JACK KEROUAC Being alone doesn't kill; it's the feeling of being lonely that does.
OUSSAMA HEDHLI Being at .500 on the road is a big deal for us.
ELTON BRAND When a man is one of a kind, he will be lonely wherever he is.
LOUIS L'AMOUR We see less of Dave, certainly, and he's kind of fallen out of the sphere of our group, mostly b...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH Dave is very good defensively on his feet.
DON COOLEY Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
DAVE ATTELL What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you shoul...
DAVE ATTELL Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you kno...
DAVE ATTELL Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you k...
DAVE ATTELL Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
DAVE ATTELL What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you s...
DAVE ATTELL Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of ...
DAVE ATTELL There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good s...
DAVE ATTELL You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they...
DAVE ATTELL I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.
DAVE ATTELL What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you s...
DAVE ATTELL I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.
DAVE ATTELL I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
DAVE ATTELL I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I d...
DAVE ATTELL I found a gray hair one of my testicles the today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.
DAVE ATTELL I found a gray hair on one of my testicles today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.
DAVE ATTELL For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dud...
DAVE ATTELL I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when the...
DAVE ATTELL I have no grand scheme.
DAVE ATTELL I never wanted to be famous.
DAVE ATTELL I'm not like a performer type.
DAVE ATTELL I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
DAVE ATTELL I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
DAVE ATTELL I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
DAVE ATTELL Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.
DAVE ATTELL I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good...
DAVE ATTELL I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.
DAVE ATTELL My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I...
DAVE ATTELL I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.
DAVE ATTELL Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
DAVE ATTELL I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality o...
DAVE ATTELL The group started getting bigger and bigger, so Al started replacing Brian on the road, and then fin...
BRUCE JOHNSTON One cliché attached to bookish people is that they are lonely, but for me books were my way out of ...
MATT HAIG I am going to resign. The only way Dave can serve is if I resign, short of confirmation. I would not...
HERB BEHNKE The road to salvation is filled with many false dark turn-offs, if you take those roads they will le...
GARY F EVANS... Solitude is different from loneliness, and it doesn't have to be a lonely kind of thing.
FRED ROGERS It's not easy being on the road all the time.
KARLA WILBURN Being on TV is kind of the best job in the world.
ADELAIDE KANE Maybe memories should be left the way they are.
MELINA MARCHETTA The landscape started hard, sharp black mountains over my shoulder and thirsty young saguaros huggin...
LAURIE PEREZ Galatea Dunkel was a tenacious loser.
JACK KEROUAC Punctuality is a virtue, if you don't mind being lonely
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON To some extent, being an entrepreneur is a lonely journey.
CHAD HURLEY Probably having fallen in love with music and movies at a young age and then first learning about wr...
CAMERON CROWE Boating is a wonderful and relaxing pastime, however it is not without its hazards.
CAPTAIN HANK BRACKER I take the good with the bad. I always wanted to be a comic, and part of that, for me, was that I wa...
ERIK GRIFFIN Being alone and being lonely are two different things.
AI YAZAWA My heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill
WILLIAM SHARP Being prime minister is a lonely job... you cannot lead from the crowd.
MARGARET THATCHER
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DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
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DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
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