Amy Schumer quote: "Being an introvert doesn’t mean you’re shy. It means you enjoy being alone. Not just enjoy it—you need it. If you’re a true introvert, other people are basically energy vampires. You don’t hate them; you just have to be strategic about when you expose yourself to them—like the sun. They give you life, sure, but they can also burn you and"

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I&#...
AMY SCHUMER

The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.
AMY SCHUMER

Love yourself! You don’t need a man or a boy or a self-proclaimed love expert to tell you what you...
AMY SCHUMER

If you’re a true introvert, other people are basically energy vampires. You don’t hate them; you...
AMY SCHUMER

I'd like to see the health care professionals making decisions, not some bureaucrat in Indianapo...
CHUCK SCHUMER

In a brave new world, a post-September 11 world, anyone is going to make certain mistakes. The mista...
CHUCK SCHUMER

There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Do not let arguments of expediency persuade you. That is the slow road to oblivion. That is the tort...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Let me say this, to all of the chattering class that so much focuses on those little tiny, yes, pork...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Barack Obama knows that to create an economy built to last, we need to focus on middle-class familie...
CHUCK SCHUMER

We are on the precipice of a crisis, a Constitutional crisis. The checks and balances, which have be...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Democrats don't relate to middle-class people.
CHUCK SCHUMER

There are some tax expenditures that are there for very obvious and very important and very good pol...
CHUCK SCHUMER

When Republicans say, 'The first thing you do when you do deficit reduction is reduce rates,'...
CHUCK SCHUMER

The dome of the U.S. Capitol has fallen into severe disrepair... As the Chairman of the Senate Commi...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Whether you are a Democrat or Republican, whether you are a liberal or a conservative, we know that ...
CHUCK SCHUMER

The way to lessen the grip of the Tea Party on the electoral process would be to do what a handful h...
CHUCK SCHUMER

The Bush plan is a big mistake...it's irresponsible and risky. ... The stock market is risky and if ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

The bottom line is there are lots of problems that were not created by government. The biggest one i...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Tom Ridge is a decent man and a fine public servant, but unfortunately was not given the leeway or r...
CHARLES SCHUMER

If we say the Geneva Convention is obsolete, then what do others who have our soldiers say?
CHUCK SCHUMER

The president ought to do his own internal investigation of the vice president's office, to see what...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Anytime Saudis are returned under a veil of secrecy, I'm suspicious,
CHARLES SCHUMER

Nothing about Kathleen Willey is in the two articles of impeachment and if we were to go beyond the ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

The genie is out of the bottle, ... Once you start the trial process, you don't know where it ends. ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

From conflicts of interest to inexplicable delays the actions so far of the attorney general and the...
CHARLES SCHUMER

These plans are so complicated and the options so varied that Albert Einstein couldn't understand th...
CHARLES SCHUMER

In a sense, we have seen maybe 10 percent of you -- just the visible tip of the iceberg, not the 90 ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

If he [John Roberts] is a Miguel Estrada and just refuses abjectly to answer everything, it would ma...
CHARLES SCHUMER

Anyone who thinks that this nomination is a foregone conclusion is sadly mistaken.
CHARLES SCHUMER

This administration has been far too close for far too long to the Saudi ruling family, a family tha...
CHARLES SCHUMER

some sort of a witch hunt.
CHARLES SCHUMER

The vote is a shot across the bow in terms of the Justice Department and how it conducts itself, in ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

[But Sen. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.), who had been among the IRS' critics for not raising the rate, sa...
CHARLES SCHUMER

If you refuse to talk about already decided cases, the burden sir, is on you,
CHUCK SCHUMER

The Tea Party people are ideologues. They are right, and no one can change their minds. There is no ...
CHUCK SCHUMER

These subpoenas are one indication that what we had hoped would happen with regard to the CIA leak p...
CHARLES SCHUMER

Mitt Romney would move the Court even further right, putting landmark decisions like Roe v. Wade at ...
CHUCK SCHUMER

I'm prepared to do everything I can to stop the nomination of Justice Pickering. We can do a lot bet...
CHARLES SCHUMER

Nothing could be further from the truth, ... This is about his record.
CHARLES SCHUMER

I've said to the people at the White House that you say you need all the resources to fight the war ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

If we are going to stay a great power and I hope and pray we will we need the truth. We need to know...
CHARLES SCHUMER

The federal government will make every family who lost someone or had someone injured whole.
CHARLES SCHUMER

of course, want to do business with gun manufacturers who are doing more to keep guns out of the han...
CHARLES SCHUMER

There is a clear conflict of interest for the Justice Department,
CHARLES SCHUMER

We stand on the precipice of a constitutional crisis, ... Bill Pryor is the last of the four most co...
CHARLES SCHUMER

The U.S. Navy cannot, and should not, force the people of Puerto Rico to live in fear for their live...
CHARLES SCHUMER

But as more and more SARS cases are discovered here at home, it's time for us in New York to get the...
CHARLES SCHUMER

it would cost power plants about $3 billion to clean up. It's estimated that the costs of the pollut...
CHARLES SCHUMER

It should come as no surprise that career prosecutors are taking issue with the ad hoc way this inve...
CHARLES SCHUMER

My first reaction is a simple one: It could have been a lot worst. ... The president has not sent us...
CHARLES SCHUMER

a gift to the oil companies.
CHARLES SCHUMER

With all the rhetoric on America's dependence on foreign oil, we ought to be making a commitment to ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

I spoke last night to the family and they are beginning to get a little more optimistic, thank God. ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

It's inevitable that this is just the beginning, it's not the end, of this gasoline crisis! ... twid...
CHARLES SCHUMER

Even if he is more likely to be a Rehnquist than a Thomas, the downside of him being a Thomas outwei...
CHARLES SCHUMER

This process is getting a little more absurd the further we move,
CHARLES SCHUMER

This questionnaire should have been completed with care and candor, but it seems to be a bit rushed ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

The problem is not the expense of the drug but rather the shortage of supply, which would immediatel...
CHARLES SCHUMER

It is sad that the president felt he had to pick a nominee likely to divide Americans instead of cho...
CHUCK SCHUMER

This is the time for a consensus nominee,
CHARLES SCHUMER

There is zero consultation, ... That is not what the founders intended.
CHARLES SCHUMER

She disavowed that completely,
CHUCK SCHUMER

This isn't just rolling the dice - it's betting the whole house.
CHARLES SCHUMER

The vast majority of the people employed by Wall Street are the secretary who goes in to work on the...
CHUCK SCHUMER

The Chinese manipulate their currency and the administration should not have ducked the issue,
CHUCK SCHUMER

If you refuse to talk about already decided cases, the burden, sir, is on you.
CHARLES SCHUMER

Its become perfectly clear that the big oil companies are cashing in while average American families...
CHUCK SCHUMER

A far more muscular use of the SPR is what is needed at a time when oil is over $70 a barrel.
CHUCK SCHUMER

The Internet in the 21st Century is as important to our future as highways were in the 20th Century....
CHUCK SCHUMER

I made education the highest priority of my campaign - actually education and jobs - and the reason ...
CHUCK SCHUMER

It was sweaty, it was tense, but it had momentum.
CHARLES SCHUMER

If we are going to stay a great power and I hope and pray we will we need the truth. We need to know...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Mr. President, you want to speed the process up and deal with vacancies? Work with us. Nominate judg...
CHARLES SCHUMER

When the Klan has been forced to unmask, they have been broken.
CHARLES SCHUMER

if need be, take the vice president to the wood shed.
CHUCK SCHUMER

The leaking of the name of a CIA [operative] is a dastardly act. It not only endangers the name of a...
CHARLES SCHUMER

These subpoenas are one indication that what we had hoped would happen with regard to the CIA leak p...
CHARLES SCHUMER

The Bush administration, with its doctrinal commitment to unfettered deregulation, has insisted that...
CHUCK SCHUMER

His [President George W. Bush} two greatest priorities are permanent tax cuts and Social Security. A...
CHARLES SCHUMER

Ideological warriors whether from the Left or the Right are bad news for the bench. They tend to mak...
CHARLES SCHUMER

When you put together a prescription drug bill that puts the pharmaceutical and insurance industry f...
CHARLES SCHUMER

How was it we were so far behind the curve that it was almost laughable. It just makes my jaw drop t...
CHUCK SCHUMER

A teen-ager can only do so much damage with his fists.
CHARLES SCHUMER

If the gun lobby is really serious about enforcing tough gun laws, then the NRA should endorse this ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

Skyrocketing gas prices have tipped consumers upside down this summer and to protect our economy, th...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Okay, known to vote for Republicans, ... compounding the crime, so to speak, because they were polit...
CHUCK SCHUMER

To those who say ideology doesn't matter, they should take their argument to President Bush.
CHUCK SCHUMER

You may very well possess the most powerful intellect of any person to come before the Senate for th...
CHUCK SCHUMER

I for one have woken up in the middle of the night thinking about it, wondering how I should vote, ....
CHUCK SCHUMER

If he is a Rehnquist, that would not be a cause for exultation in my book, but it would not be a cau...
CHUCK SCHUMER

We need that bill passed, ... New York City is doing a great job on homeland security, but their res...
CHARLES SCHUMER

While the Port of Hong Kong is screening everything, we are screening next to nothing.
CHARLES SCHUMER

Sen. Graham and I do not think it would be appropriate to vote on this bill while the president is t...
CHARLES SCHUMER

is good evidence that Mr. Fitzgerald is, indeed, following this investigation to its logical conclus...
CHARLES SCHUMER

Truth be told, though our economy operates in the Information Age, our power grid functions more lik...
CHUCK SCHUMER

What does that say about someone's racial sensitivity, especially in the 5th Circuit of Mississippi?...
CHARLES SCHUMER

The echoes of then-Judge Thomas's empty reassurances that he was a mainstream jurist are ringing in ...
CHARLES SCHUMER

not a panacea, but it's a giant step forward.
CHARLES SCHUMER

Do not let arguments of expediency persuade you. That is the slow road to oblivion. That is the tort...
CHARLES SCHUMER

Giving up even an ounce of precious freedom is a very serious thing to do.
CHARLES SCHUMER

The problem once again is fairness and reciprocity.
CHARLES SCHUMER

I am not saying I will vote against John Ashcroft because he is pro-life, ... But let me say if some...
CHARLES SCHUMER

The Supreme Court's verdicts show that, contrary to what the administration believes, we can have bo...
CHARLES SCHUMER

office buildings are our factories. They are at the center of economic growth and job creation.
CHUCK SCHUMER

America has stuck behind New York, and we are extremely appreciative and grateful.
CHARLES SCHUMER

You can't have a campaign for a nominee based on whispers and winks.
CHARLES SCHUMER

Giving up even an ounce of precious freedom is a very serious thing to do.
CHUCK SCHUMER

Bigotry has always been the poison of America, and we oughta do everything to eradicate it with no e...
CHUCK SCHUMER

What the public hates the most is when they think the politicians aren't listening to them. They...
CHUCK SCHUMER

My father, Abe, was a small businessman. For 32 years, he ran an exterminating company. That may exp...
CHUCK SCHUMER

As long as the Palestinians send terrorists onto school buses and to nightclubs to blow up people, I...
CHUCK SCHUMER

judicial philosophy and his commitment to civil rights, workers' rights, women's rights.
CHARLES SCHUMER

Any party that writes off 25, 30, 35 percent of the American people is not going to be a winner.
CHUCK SCHUMER

The Tea Party is a rear guard, not a vanguard.
CHUCK SCHUMER

But these days there are a lot of younger people who would like to go into teaching but don't be...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Without this package, we could have had real doubts whether downtown would ever achieve the glory th...
CHARLES SCHUMER

They have convinced us that the likelihood of real progress ... is very real.
CHUCK SCHUMER

I'm totally opposed to vouchers. I will fight them tooth and nail.
CHUCK SCHUMER

On foreign policy, President Obama has kept our nation safe from terrorism and restored our standing...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Working with the media remains an effective and essential way to raise issues, educate the public, a...
CHUCK SCHUMER

[It is not clear if the latest meeting would similarly lead them to hold off pressing for a vote.] W...
CHARLES SCHUMER

There are too many questions still to be answered, too many doubts still to be alleviated to say tha...
CHARLES SCHUMER

To introduce a whole new tax regime, that would be modern tax reform. But that's too big a task.
CHUCK SCHUMER

There will certainly be more concern and scrutiny for Sandra Day O'Connor's seat,
CHUCK SCHUMER

Big Oil behemoths are making out like bandits, while the average American family is getting killed b...
CHUCK SCHUMER

This portends really well for the future, ... Unless George Bush reverses his polices and reaches to...
CHUCK SCHUMER

You give the impression of being a meticulous legal navigator, but, in the end, you always seem to c...
CHUCK SCHUMER

We need to make sure middle-class people are able to pay the bills. We need to make sure that poor p...
CHUCK SCHUMER

one of the finer debates that I have heard in 18 years in the House.
CHARLES SCHUMER

I believe the war on terror is the vital discussion of this decade and of our generation, probably. ...
CHUCK SCHUMER

Well, the tough thing for them is that the Republican primary is pretty far over to the right, just ...
CHUCK SCHUMER

I, for one, have woken up in the middle of the night thinking about it, being unsure how to vote.
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

The president called for a bipartisan commission on Social Security in his State of the Union addres...
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

Let what we are doing be a beacon to the people of New Orleans. They should always know there is alw...
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

Hopefully, this will be the beginning, not the end, of changes in FEMA.
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

In 10 days, they go 3 percent.
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

It was a strong and nice statement, but didn't answer the fundamental question what kind of justice ...
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

The report is a top-to-bottom indictment of the federal government's lack of resources, focus, and e...
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

This isn't just rolling the dice. It's betting the whole house.
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

The northern border gets scant attention compared to the border with Mexico, but [it] presents a sig...
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

Smells, I think, may be the last thing on earth to die.
FERN SCHUMER CHAPMAN

Most German perpetrators were never punished or rewarded for their behavior, but they had learned so...
FERN SCHUMER CHAPMAN

We need to catch our breath in every way. I don't think the one week changes the dynamic at all.
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

We need to be careful here. This is a nominee who could shift the balance of the court, and thus the...
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

He was afraid of losing. I told him, 'Go back there.' This was three years before he ran. He said, '...
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

It is clear that we're not doing close to enough and must do more.
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

The repeated denials for a requested transfer raise serious questions about the appearance of whistl...
CHARLES E. SCHUMER

I'm frustrated by something, it's my fault for exposing myself to it in the first place. The...
AMY GRANT

It's human nature to be curious about people, and to be more curious about young people than old...
AMY GRANT

You have to treat people gently because we're all in a process. What might seem like a good idea...
AMY GRANT

Come Christmas Eve, we usually go to my mom and dad's. Everybody brings one gift and then we pla...
AMY GRANT

The more time you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.
AMY GRANT

Rich Mullins was the uneasy conscience of Christian music. He didn't live like a star. He'd ...
AMY GRANT

I think for a woman, the hardest thing about growing old is becoming invisible. There's somethin...
AMY GRANT

Anybody who's ever gone through a hard time - any outsider's perception, no matter how much ...
AMY GRANT

I never thought getting older would be so great. But when it comes to depression, I have experienced...
AMY GRANT

There is not a formula for the way that God heals. There's not a timetable.
AMY GRANT

I think what I mostly realize is just that life is unpredictable. So don't be afraid, but just e...
AMY GRANT

There's a beauty to wisdom and experience that cannot be faked. It's impossible to be mature...
AMY GRANT

The people I've been exposed to have been people of amazing integrity.
AMY GRANT

But my experience is that people who have been through painful, difficult times are filled with comp...
AMY GRANT

I think our culture encourages all of us to always put our best foot forward. I think it's a goo...
AMY GRANT

Faith is salted and peppered through everything at Christmas. And I love at least one night by the C...
AMY GRANT

Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it's not based on respect,...
AMY GRANT

Real relationship is gritty and earthy, the stuff that life is made of.
AMY GRANT

Life goes by really fast, and it seems that there are times when you're burying a lot of friends...
AMY GRANT

Without black, no color has any depth. But if you mix black with everything, suddenly there's sh...
AMY GRANT

I love the smell of rain, and I love the sound of the ocean waves.
AMY PURDY

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was d...
AMY LEE

I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.
AMY LEE

I think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine ...
AMY POEHLER

Bad people doing bad things is not interesting. What I find interesting is good people doing bad thi...
AMY BLOOM

Once you get to the Enlightenment, the way that powers get to be hyperpowers isn't just by conqu...
AMY CHUA

Get outside. Watch the sunrise. Watch the sunset. How does that make you feel? Does it make you feel...
AMY GRANT

My ideal meal varies, depending on the time of year. Lobster on a deck overlooking a beach at sunset...
AMY BLOOM

Cause I'm a musician, I'm not really good at posing and being a model, like, modeling.
AMY WINEHOUSE

These people are the air I breathe and the blood I bleed. They are my courage. I will not let them d...
AMY EWING

I think you can do anything you put your mind to
AMY EWING

It would be easier to forget you," he says to me, "and these past few weeks we've had together. It w...
AMY EWING

Violet’s eyes meet mine. I give her a look that tries to say, “What is wrong with these people?
AMY EWING

Hope is a precious thing, isn’t it,” she says. “And yet, we don’t really appreciate it until...
AMY EWING

Take everything easy and quit dreaming and brooding and you will be well guarded from a thousand evi...
AMY LOWELL

I’ve swapped disco lights for celestial lights but I’m still surrounded by dancers. I am orbited...
AMY LIPTROT

I feel like for me the lyric writing really comes from just what's going on in my heart and that...
AMY LEE

China cannot pull in the best and brightest from all over the world. It's an ethnically defined ...
AMY CHUA

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares...
AMY POEHLER

The days of waiting for an outer authority to sanction your life path are over. Follow what matters ...
AMY MCTEAR

It's when I compare myself to what other people are able to do that I run into trouble. It is a ...
AMY PURDY

After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off...
AMY YASBECK

Over-the-knee socks remind me of the 1920s, silent films, and the stars of the era who wore the roll...
AMY HECKERLING

Look at Jane Lynch, another Chicagoan. She has a career I'd kill for. She does amazing work; she...
AMY LANDECKER

Now I think that going to the gym is the best drug. I go four times a week and it gives me the buzz ...
AMY WINEHOUSE

Golf isn't just about hitting a lot of drivers. I grew up playing on my front lawn, chipping and...
AMY ALCOTT

Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
AMY BLOOM

The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperone.
AMY VANDERBILT

Ceremony is-really a protection, too, in times of emotional involvement, particularly at death. If w...
AMY VANDERBILT

I am a journalist in the field of etiquette. I try to find out what the most genteel people regularl...
AMY VANDERBILT

Parents must get across the idea that "I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior....
AMY VANDERBILT

When I was growing up I actually was into Bon Jovi!
AMY RYAN

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