Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

When the employee told her to wait because she had to call the manager, the woman took off.

[The father of Sarah Williams, a Scottsbluff, Nebraska, woman, had four tickets on the 45-yard line for the University of Nebraska's football games.] He used to say he wouldn't be cold before somebody would ask for those tickets, ... His funeral was on Wednesday, and that afternoon the phone rang and a guy said, 'I'm sorry about your dad. By the way, what are you girls going to do with those football tickets?'

She stuck a bookmark in his heart and walked away.

What is a stealth bomber? It's a bomber that doesn't show up on radar, and you can't see it. Then we don't need one.