Begin somewhere: you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.

I thought girls would be impressed because I had read a big dictionary. I guess I thought it would get their attention when I told them I was sesquipedalian. One look down at my feet usually dispelled the deception though.

which butchered my column. I feel like it never really appeared in L.A. before.

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.

Gossip is news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.