“Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.”

“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”

Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.”

“It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel.”

Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.