Beer: All real men drink a specific brand of cheap beer. While I was growing up, my stepfather, who was the manliness man on the planet, drank Schlitz tall boys. There
was no room in the fridge, so he just left them on the counter and drank them warm. One day I asked him why he drank Schlitz, and he said, “It’s only 3.1 cents per
ounce. Beer is an acquired taste, so you might as well acquire a taste for cheap beer.” That’s some manly shit.

Forrest Griffin