Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.

Fate has a cruel sense of humor, don't you think?

Now I remember why I hate eating sheep. Horrible, fluffy things that give me hair balls and indigestion. ( Saphira from the Eragon Series)

You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think.
-Angela the Herbalist

Die puny human!

Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more.