Because of Acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

Don't slather it with butter or margarine and ruin it. It's a good idea to use marmalade or something or just to toast it.

Don't slather it with butter or margarine and ruin it. It's a good idea to use marmalade or something or just to toast it,

If you use butter or margarine now, just switch over to one of these sterol-fortified spreads.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer.