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RACHEL BLOOM![]()
I think there are brilliant jokes to be made about abortion, and we should be able to talk about thi...
CAITLIN MORAN Nobody wants to see sketch comedy that's the same sketch they've seen time and time again, o...
JORDAN PEELE![]()
Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be somet...
JIM CARREY It's definitely sketch comedy and that sort of thing. We just do stuff that makes us laugh.
JOSH BRANDNER That is just how our season has gone so far. We play really well but haven't been able to finish on ...
DARREN ALLEN I worked with the Groundlings, doing sketch comedy and improv at a theater here in L.A. It was my ho...
FORTUNE FEIMSTER Comedy is really my passion. I started out way before television doing sketch comedy with other wome...
AMANDA TAPPING I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do i...
DANE COOK It's less lonely. Sketch comedy is much more fun than stand-up. You can still have a good time when ...
DAVE FOLEY![]()
Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ...
GERMANY KENT![]()
There was no Groundlings or Upright Citizens Brigade where I was from. Looking back on it, I was try...
DANA CARVEY It's a romantic comedy, and it's really, really fun. The play actually just uses just a little bit o...
ALEX ELLIS I think people like musicals. And when done with a modern comedic sensibility, musical comedy can be...
RACHEL BLOOM![]()
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo...
GERMANY KENT How well do we actually know ourselves? Can we dare to say that we really know someone, like really,...
NICO J. GENES![]()
I am an Aries. Although I do not believe in astrology, I think this is exactly the right sign to hav...
ANNE LAMOTT I wasn't happy that they didn't do well at the punting position last year. Actually, it stung, becau...
JOSH BIDWELL![]()
I had a holding deal with ABC to find me a show, and I was very clear about the kind of show I wante...
PRIYANKA CHOPRA There hasnt been a slot machine assigned yet. They have the cart before the horse on this,
JOHN CORNISH![]()
I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan.
BRADLEY WHITFORD![]()
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to ...
ADAM DEVINE We don't think government should be dictating what kind of cable packages we should offer.
BRIAN DIETZ![]()
That's the point. Every kind of animal thinks its own kind of animal is wonderful. So people getting...
KURT VONNEGUT I think we can compete in our district. We're a lot different team than we've been in the past. If w...
EMMITT RUTKOWSKI![]()
Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out f...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I'm in a sketch comedy group in school and I also do stand-up.
JACK QUAID![]()
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and tell...
ADAM CAROLLA![]()
I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a st...
STEVEN MOFFAT The Great Barrier Reef is an icon, and we want to know what we can do to save it. We would not be ab...
SCARLA WEEKS We're really happy to have the Scouts doing projects, ... We generally supply all the material and t...
BOB SCHNEIDER Black Rock I believe hasnt been releasing the money of its holders the mutual fund that is of which ...
APURVA GAGLANI In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of come...
SARAH SILVERMAN When it comes back, it will finish off its season with 13 (episodes) in a row, uninterrupted by repe...
DAVID JANOLLARI Working on 'Fresh Off the Boat' has been really enlightening to me because it's made me ...
CONSTANCE WU![]()
I am not doing comedy because the genre is successful. If that was the case, I would have done a run...
EMRAAN HASHMI In past years, we've had a lot of comedy. Honestly, I think this is some of the best stuff we've see...
JOSH WEINBERG![]()
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stay...
DANA CARVEY![]()
My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a jok...
CAROL BURNETT I have always been far more interested in sound than technique, and how sounds work together, how th...
GARY NUMAN![]()
The past five months have been really crazy for us, ... It's kind of cool because we're hidden on a ...
PETE WENTZ![]()
The past five months have been really crazy for us, ... It's kind of cool because we're hidden on a ...
PETE WENTZ I think we're going to be able to hit the ball really well. We have some really powerful hitters tha...
DON NOORDA I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able ...
WIL WHEATON If everyone can finish in the top 10, we can place really well.
DAVID MICAHNIK I think Hollywood wants to be safe. The things you do first become your calling card, and I think pe...
FALK HENTSCHEL Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do.
DAVID R. ELLIS![]()
Right now a moment is fleeting by! Capture its reality in paint! To do that we must put all else out...
PAUL CEZANNE I'm not surprised we were able to get the lead because I know what we're capable of. I was a little ...
TUCKER PEAVEY![]()
A rap is a tweaked version of comedy, because comedy came first. People weren't spitting before ...
JAY PHAROAH I think sketch writing is a good spot for everyone to start because it requires you to develop chara...
BLAKE ANDERSON![]()
I want to be able to infuse some youthful energy and comedy while appreciating the generations befor...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS We kind of dug ourselves a little bit of a hole there. Credit Ripon. They really shot the ball well....
TOM NEISES![]()
It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satiris...
TREY PARKER We just sort of thought a Web series would be a cool thing to be able to send to our parents to show...
ABBI JACOBSON We're going to be able to see things we've never seen before and do science never done before.
ALEX YOUNG![]()
I think I have a natural, if I can say that, got a kind of natural ability in comedy.
ROBERT CARLYLE Really it's kind of fun in a way because we get to play teams from other parts of the state, which i...
BOB HOLT![]()
I've always tended to write comedy, but I'd hate to just write some kind of sitcom or a ligh...
DAVID THEWLIS![]()
I think, actually, that none of us understands anyone else very well, because we're all too shy to s...
ELIZABETH BERG We were able to do well because of practice and our drive to do well.
AMELIA BARTELS I didn't want to do comedy again. It is way harder when you are doing comedy. You can't just...
PATRICIA RICHARDSON![]()
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non perf...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON We wanted to be part of the fitness community, not just a magazine that covers it. I think we've bee...
BOB BABBITT That was really exciting. I've never seen four of my runners come into the finish together before. I...
HEATHER QUARANTILLO It was an oversight, ... I think because we don't meet in the summer ... it kind of got by. I think ...
MICHAEL DIXON I did sketch comedy with a troupe at the Nuyorican Poets Cafe.
SELENIS LEYVA A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves...
CARLY CRAIG We were able to do the things that we've been working on in practice really well. We weren't out the...
BARRY KING I think that we can win eight of our next ten games. We can do this because I see the bats coming al...
MARTIN ANDERSON What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it...
BILL VEECK I think we just got on roll and really found our offensive rhythm. We haven't really gotten into any...
KC CARTER In the kind of New England I'm from, you are expected to stay and marry somebody from New Englan...
ELIZABETH STROUT We laugh if its real. Its a joke if isn't real. I don't laugh much in jokes, because I know they are...
EPHDAN We've been down before, but these guys have a lot of confidence in themselves and what we're trying ...
BRIAN KEITH I think that's really helped me. I've been able to bring a lot of credibility to my role. I've been ...
CARI DOMINGUEZ I think that's really helped me. I've been able to bring a lot of credibility to my role. I've been ...
CARI M. DOMINGUEZ![]()
For me, it really first has to be a good story and be funny. If you're doing sincere comedy, the edg...
AARON MCGRUDER We'll begin to image the surface and look at its composition with detail that we've just not been ab...
RICHARD ZUREK![]()
You can't hate Britney Spears because, you know what, no matter what Britney Spears been doing, ...
T-PAIN I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it.
JAMIE FARR People don't see what an incredible will he has. There's a lot of leaders that are good who are not ...
ADONAL FOYLE![]()
That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there&#...
JASON SUDEIKIS I want to do a romantic comedy. Like a 'When Harry Met Sally' romantic comedy... A really sw...
ZOE MCLELLAN I like comedy a lot, and dramatics show how I can really act. Because a lot of people can do comedy ...
CAYDEN BOYD I kind of look at death metal like movies. You have horror movies and comedy movies, and it's the sa...
FRANK WATKINS Having done film, TV and theatre, the nicest final bit of the jigsaw is to do live comedy, because y...
JESSIE CAVE We finished strong last season and can do the same again. We can finish 12th, I think.
CHRIS COLEMAN The team is playing really well. We had a really strong finish and hopefully we can carry that on th...
GRANT STEVENSON If I could do anything, I think a theme park. Because the world of Lisa Frank really is a world. And...
LISA FRANK I really didn't think we'd be able to be standing here. I never really thought I'd be able to do som...
MIKE LYNCH I don't think that's ever been seen before.
FRANK MARSHALL As a senior, I think she deserves that right to try it if it is do-able. It would be nice, if she do...
TIM ATWELL Washington is one of the better teams in the state and has a really nice ball club. At crucial times...
GARY MUNSEN That's not a dumb idea. We might be able to do that way before we can cure breast cancer.
CONNIE EAVES We just haven't been able to finish a game.
JAMIE FIFE If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... I can't tell if I want to be a rapper who's funny because I kind of enjoy just doing really ...
AWKWAFINA My favorite work is The Full Monty because I got an Oscar for it. But it was really hard work at the...
ANNE DUDLEY He probably has some of the best putting strokes I have ever seen. He just really seems to be able t...
JODY AULT
RACHEL BLOOM
I think there are brilliant jokes to be made about abortion, and we should be able to talk about thi... CAITLIN MORAN Nobody wants to see sketch comedy that's the same sketch they've seen time and time again, o...
JORDAN PEELE
Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be somet... JIM CARREY It's definitely sketch comedy and that sort of thing. We just do stuff that makes us laugh.
JOSH BRANDNER That is just how our season has gone so far. We play really well but haven't been able to finish on ...
DARREN ALLEN I worked with the Groundlings, doing sketch comedy and improv at a theater here in L.A. It was my ho...
FORTUNE FEIMSTER Comedy is really my passion. I started out way before television doing sketch comedy with other wome...
AMANDA TAPPING I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do i...
DANE COOK It's less lonely. Sketch comedy is much more fun than stand-up. You can still have a good time when ...
DAVE FOLEY
Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT
There was no Groundlings or Upright Citizens Brigade where I was from. Looking back on it, I was try... DANA CARVEY It's a romantic comedy, and it's really, really fun. The play actually just uses just a little bit o...
ALEX ELLIS I think people like musicals. And when done with a modern comedic sensibility, musical comedy can be...
RACHEL BLOOM
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT How well do we actually know ourselves? Can we dare to say that we really know someone, like really,...
NICO J. GENES
I am an Aries. Although I do not believe in astrology, I think this is exactly the right sign to hav... ANNE LAMOTT I wasn't happy that they didn't do well at the punting position last year. Actually, it stung, becau...
JOSH BIDWELL
I had a holding deal with ABC to find me a show, and I was very clear about the kind of show I wante... PRIYANKA CHOPRA There hasnt been a slot machine assigned yet. They have the cart before the horse on this,
JOHN CORNISH
I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan. BRADLEY WHITFORD
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to ... ADAM DEVINE We don't think government should be dictating what kind of cable packages we should offer.
BRIAN DIETZ
That's the point. Every kind of animal thinks its own kind of animal is wonderful. So people getting... KURT VONNEGUT I think we can compete in our district. We're a lot different team than we've been in the past. If w...
EMMITT RUTKOWSKI
Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out f... JEFF FOXWORTHY I'm in a sketch comedy group in school and I also do stand-up.
JACK QUAID
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and tell... ADAM CAROLLA
I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a st... STEVEN MOFFAT The Great Barrier Reef is an icon, and we want to know what we can do to save it. We would not be ab...
SCARLA WEEKS We're really happy to have the Scouts doing projects, ... We generally supply all the material and t...
BOB SCHNEIDER Black Rock I believe hasnt been releasing the money of its holders the mutual fund that is of which ...
APURVA GAGLANI In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of come...
SARAH SILVERMAN When it comes back, it will finish off its season with 13 (episodes) in a row, uninterrupted by repe...
DAVID JANOLLARI Working on 'Fresh Off the Boat' has been really enlightening to me because it's made me ...
CONSTANCE WU
I am not doing comedy because the genre is successful. If that was the case, I would have done a run... EMRAAN HASHMI In past years, we've had a lot of comedy. Honestly, I think this is some of the best stuff we've see...
JOSH WEINBERG
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stay... DANA CARVEY
My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a jok... CAROL BURNETT I have always been far more interested in sound than technique, and how sounds work together, how th...
GARY NUMAN
The past five months have been really crazy for us, ... It's kind of cool because we're hidden on a ... PETE WENTZ
The past five months have been really crazy for us, ... It's kind of cool because we're hidden on a ... PETE WENTZ I think we're going to be able to hit the ball really well. We have some really powerful hitters tha...
DON NOORDA I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able ...
WIL WHEATON If everyone can finish in the top 10, we can place really well.
DAVID MICAHNIK I think Hollywood wants to be safe. The things you do first become your calling card, and I think pe...
FALK HENTSCHEL Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do.
DAVID R. ELLIS
Right now a moment is fleeting by! Capture its reality in paint! To do that we must put all else out... PAUL CEZANNE I'm not surprised we were able to get the lead because I know what we're capable of. I was a little ...
TUCKER PEAVEY
A rap is a tweaked version of comedy, because comedy came first. People weren't spitting before ... JAY PHAROAH I think sketch writing is a good spot for everyone to start because it requires you to develop chara...
BLAKE ANDERSON
I want to be able to infuse some youthful energy and comedy while appreciating the generations befor... NEIL PATRICK HARRIS We kind of dug ourselves a little bit of a hole there. Credit Ripon. They really shot the ball well....
TOM NEISES
It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satiris... TREY PARKER We just sort of thought a Web series would be a cool thing to be able to send to our parents to show...
ABBI JACOBSON We're going to be able to see things we've never seen before and do science never done before.
ALEX YOUNG
I think I have a natural, if I can say that, got a kind of natural ability in comedy. ROBERT CARLYLE Really it's kind of fun in a way because we get to play teams from other parts of the state, which i...
BOB HOLT
I've always tended to write comedy, but I'd hate to just write some kind of sitcom or a ligh... DAVID THEWLIS
I think, actually, that none of us understands anyone else very well, because we're all too shy to s... ELIZABETH BERG We were able to do well because of practice and our drive to do well.
AMELIA BARTELS I didn't want to do comedy again. It is way harder when you are doing comedy. You can't just...
PATRICIA RICHARDSON
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non perf... RALPH WALDO EMERSON We wanted to be part of the fitness community, not just a magazine that covers it. I think we've bee...
BOB BABBITT That was really exciting. I've never seen four of my runners come into the finish together before. I...
HEATHER QUARANTILLO It was an oversight, ... I think because we don't meet in the summer ... it kind of got by. I think ...
MICHAEL DIXON I did sketch comedy with a troupe at the Nuyorican Poets Cafe.
SELENIS LEYVA A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves...
CARLY CRAIG We were able to do the things that we've been working on in practice really well. We weren't out the...
BARRY KING I think that we can win eight of our next ten games. We can do this because I see the bats coming al...
MARTIN ANDERSON What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it...
BILL VEECK I think we just got on roll and really found our offensive rhythm. We haven't really gotten into any...
KC CARTER In the kind of New England I'm from, you are expected to stay and marry somebody from New Englan...
ELIZABETH STROUT We laugh if its real. Its a joke if isn't real. I don't laugh much in jokes, because I know they are...
EPHDAN We've been down before, but these guys have a lot of confidence in themselves and what we're trying ...
BRIAN KEITH I think that's really helped me. I've been able to bring a lot of credibility to my role. I've been ...
CARI DOMINGUEZ I think that's really helped me. I've been able to bring a lot of credibility to my role. I've been ...
CARI M. DOMINGUEZ
For me, it really first has to be a good story and be funny. If you're doing sincere comedy, the edg... AARON MCGRUDER We'll begin to image the surface and look at its composition with detail that we've just not been ab...
RICHARD ZUREK
You can't hate Britney Spears because, you know what, no matter what Britney Spears been doing, ... T-PAIN I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it.
JAMIE FARR People don't see what an incredible will he has. There's a lot of leaders that are good who are not ...
ADONAL FOYLE
That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there&#... JASON SUDEIKIS I want to do a romantic comedy. Like a 'When Harry Met Sally' romantic comedy... A really sw...
ZOE MCLELLAN I like comedy a lot, and dramatics show how I can really act. Because a lot of people can do comedy ...
CAYDEN BOYD I kind of look at death metal like movies. You have horror movies and comedy movies, and it's the sa...
FRANK WATKINS Having done film, TV and theatre, the nicest final bit of the jigsaw is to do live comedy, because y...
JESSIE CAVE We finished strong last season and can do the same again. We can finish 12th, I think.
CHRIS COLEMAN The team is playing really well. We had a really strong finish and hopefully we can carry that on th...
GRANT STEVENSON If I could do anything, I think a theme park. Because the world of Lisa Frank really is a world. And...
LISA FRANK I really didn't think we'd be able to be standing here. I never really thought I'd be able to do som...
MIKE LYNCH I don't think that's ever been seen before.
FRANK MARSHALL As a senior, I think she deserves that right to try it if it is do-able. It would be nice, if she do...
TIM ATWELL Washington is one of the better teams in the state and has a really nice ball club. At crucial times...
GARY MUNSEN That's not a dumb idea. We might be able to do that way before we can cure breast cancer.
CONNIE EAVES We just haven't been able to finish a game.
JAMIE FIFE If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... I can't tell if I want to be a rapper who's funny because I kind of enjoy just doing really ...
AWKWAFINA My favorite work is The Full Monty because I got an Oscar for it. But it was really hard work at the...
ANNE DUDLEY He probably has some of the best putting strokes I have ever seen. He just really seems to be able t...
JODY AULT
I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. 
I like to work out. I like a routine. I'm kind of simple. I eat almost the same thing every day.... 
Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up. 