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Well, that's it...I can't spell.
BETTY THOMAS
I enjoy hanging around energetic, effervescent young men and women because they have yet to learn ho...
CATMAN COHEN
My mother brought me magicians and witches, because I was very ugly, really revolting. So she though...
ROBERTO BENIGNI
I use a pseudonym, because my real name is very difficult to pronounce, to remember, and to spell. A...
JEFF GANNON
My touch deserted me in that opening spell and Ewan didn't give me a look-in as his consistency just...
JOHN BLACK
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong.
BARBRA STREISAND
Men get opinions as boys learn to spell by reiteration chiefly.
ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
Men get opinions as boys learn to spell, By reiteration chiefly.
ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
Men get opinions as boys learn to spell, by reiteration chiefly
ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
I want you to break the spell. Finish it off.”
"What do you mean?”
"The spell you did ...
RICHELLE MEAD
I can't spell Dell, but I can spell hell, and he might be there one of these days,
ROBERT MUGABE
I was, am , severely dyslexic and couldn't spell, still can't spell. So I was discouraged from writi...
FANNIE FLAGG
I asked him why he gave me a girl's name, ... He told me it was the proper way to spell it. But no o...
JOHN MADDEN
I can't forget you,..., it's like a spell casted on me
MINU-TSHYETO K. BIDZIMOU
Spelling bees? Spelling bees do not scare me. I competed in the National Spelling Bee twice, thank y...
KRISTIN CASHORE
Better than brothers. And on my driver's license, my Social Security card, everything. Most people w...
U.Z. BRIDGES
Spelling is very easy to practice yourself whereas signing is not. So I would sit on the subway ridi...
RICHARD MASUR
I sent my soul through the invisible,some letter of that afterlife to spell;and by and by my soul re...
OMAR KHAYYAM
Aunt Mercy put down her tiles, one at a time. I-T-C-H-I-N.
Aunt Grace leaned closer to the boar...
MARGARET STOHL
He had a good wee spell,
GORDON STRACHAN
How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name.
YOGI BERRA
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't...
A. A. MILNE
My love of music comes from as long as I remember. I begged my mum to learn piano for a year when I ...
NATALIA TENA
We had a spell that made her become a boy and made me become a girl.
GLENN HAYBITTLE
Writing was like digging coal. I sweat blood. The spell is on me.
ZANE GREY
The word far is too short for me to spell.
TOBA BETA
I was raised by my great-great aunt. I was adopted within our family. My mother had me when she was,...
ERIC DICKERSON
You figure out what it is and then you spell it phonetically on your sheets. So the only way I read ...
MIKE KEITH
If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.
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I sent my soul through the invisible,
some letter of that afterlife to spell;
and by and by ...
OMAR KHAYYAM
If an S and an I and an O and a U - With an X at the end spell Su; And an E and a Y and an E spell I...
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I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell ...
GEORGE M. COHAN
Raven stared up at his face, drinking in the strong lines and the way he looked at her with somethin...
CHRISTINE FEEHAN
It took me five years to spell Chattanooga - and then we moved to Albuquerque.
JOE MORRISON
We've had a bit of a rough spell.
TOM RYAN
Children spell love... T-I-M-E.
DR. ANTHONY P. WITHAM
I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by an...
OMAR KHAYYáM
Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying...
BILL BURR
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.
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They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.
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I'm very lucky that my husband is a true partner in child-rearing. If I get home late, he gets h...
BONNIE HAMMER
I take space to be the central fact to man born in America. I spell it large because it comes large ...
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I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you sp...
GEORGE M. COHAN
My first agent told me to change my name or I'd only play Jewish parts or Indians. Of course I r...
MALACHI THRONE
I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over ...
OZZY OSBOURNE
That old black magic has me in its spell.
JOHNNY MERCER
I have a particular affliction. I am unable to say a word I can't spell.
JESSYE NORMAN
I didn't know a single person who had ever been there. I wasn't even sure how to spell Chech...
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With knot of one, the spell's begun.
With knot of two, the spell be true.
With knot of thr...
DEBORAH HARKNESS
Nat, how do you spell orgasm?"
"You don't spell it, you feel it
KRISTEN PROBY
I didn't always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I started drawing cartoons...
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I might have lived long enough to learn all this in the long haul, but I would have been just anothe...
LOU RAWLS
I had a spell no more striking than other people of my job description. I did all the things you wer...
THOMAS MCGUANE
Don't drink too much."
"When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop."
"I'll ...
RICHARD KADREY
How do you spell 'love'?" - Piglet
"You don't spell it...you feel it." - Pooh
A.A. MILNE
Piglet: "Pooh, how do you spell love?" Pooh: "You don't spell it, you feel it."
WINNIE THE POOH
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
DAN QUAYLE
I have been writing since I was old enough to spell. I have never considered not writing.
CHIMAMANDA NGOZI ADICHIE
We're back-to-back national champions. I know you can't spell BCS without USC.
LENDALE WHITE
I have learned To spell hors d'oeuvres, Which still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres
WARREN KNOX
You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right.
A.A. MILNE
We know from inspections carried out on the entire pipeline and throughout Westport that we do not h...
BULLER MAYOR MARTIN SAWYERS
Take care that you never spell a word wrong. Always before you write a word, consider how it is spel...
THOMAS JEFFERSON
I miss my aunt and my uncle very much and there are not enough words to express how much they mean t...
HEATHER MAZARAKOS
Kasper has done everything he can but Jason did well in his first spell,
RICKY PONTING
You Can't Spell 'Star' Without A&R.
RONNIE VANNUCCI
lines and angles, flat and bland,
raise these volumes and make them stand.
JAMES MOLONEY
Basically, the warm spell we've had will continue through Tuesday or Wednesday.
JOSH NAGELBERG
One crying spell a day, & soon I will have gone insane.
JILLIAN JOYCE AARSVOLD
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way
MARK TWAIN
Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need...
JENNY HAN
We didn't shoot the ball very well, to be honest. The effort was there. The first half we played wel...
ADAM HOUDESHELL
I think that our future has lost that capital F we used to spell it with. The science fiction future...
WILLIAM GIBSON
It broke the spell. It's not that I stopped being happy. I was still inexplicably, utterly happy. Bu...
RACHEL COHN
Mark told me worship is very important because it helps the students learn how to pray.
JUAN DEVEVO
My roommate and a couple of other friends told me about it. I had never shot a gun before, and wante...
AMY MLINAR
No spell were wanting, from the dead to raise me, But only that sweet laugh herewith she slays me
CLEMENT MAROT
Rain's pouring and it's too cold.
All people bored and I even accord
What to do but spel...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES
I did not have one bad spell during writing - an unprecedented record.
ZANE GREY
I just love Rome. It really does cast a spell on you.
ALEC BALDWIN
But with Interleaf I don't even have a spell program.
BILL JOY
I think men hide the truth from women because in all actuality, they're afraid we'll be able to hand...
ONEE'SHA FORD
These things are usually just a laundry list. Whether it was Clinton or Bush, it's mostly just what'...
CHESTER SPELL
But the HSA isn't a new idea. It's been compared to an IRA for health insurance.
CHESTER SPELL
Anytime a deputy discharges his weapon, a deputy involved shooting, we have a set policy we go throu...
STEPHANIE SPELL
Bush campaign aides are taking political spin to a new level. Yesterday, they had to invent phone ca...
KYM SPELL
Al Gore, unlike George Bush, is not afraid to disagree with his friends.
KYM SPELL
Any argument that he comes up with that we are not dedicating the resources needed for our military ...
KYM SPELL
I would say to those people, there's going to be one of two people who win this election. It's eithe...
KYM SPELL
The fact is Gov. Bush's plan would leave the Social Security Commission only two choices: insolvency...
KYM SPELL
It's a beautiful building -- beautiful hardwood floors, old exposed beams. But it would take quite a...
LARRY SPELL
It's not going to be years, it's going to be months. Once that is done, the building will be vacated...
LARRY SPELL
Some of these problems are the result of planning decisions made decades ago.
LARRY SPELL
I really like what you're presenting to us here tonight.
LARRY SPELL
I had to learn to dismiss people who would criticize me based on nothing, but I also had to learn no...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU
Every spell is a journey.
LAWREN LEO
That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers u...
JOHNNY MERCER
That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers u...
JOHNNY MERCER
When you're twelve years old and you've just learned to spell 'bestiality',
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK
College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
“Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Only after disaster can we be ressurected.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumpti...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster, or some sud...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes availa...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Maybe we should always assume the worst.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
I hate how I don't feel real enough unless people are watching.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive....
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. An...
CHUCK TANNER
The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth...
CHUCK SIGARS
Calendars are for careful people, not passionate ones.
CHUCK SIGARS
You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
As a former Airman First Class in the United States Air Force, like many veterans in America, my mil...
CHUCK NORRIS
I dread the promotion part of my job. It's agony, especially compared to the private, at-home jo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
If you want to release your aggression, get up and dance. That's what rock and roll is all about...
CHUCK BERRY
Our alliances should be understood as a means to expand our influence, not as a constraint on our po...
CHUCK HAGEL
I was always afraid of dying. Always. It was my fear that made me learn everything I could about my ...
CHUCK YEAGER
A face is a road map of someone's life. Without any need to amplify that or draw attention to it...
CHUCK CLOSE
Commonly, athletes will bolster their dietary intake with everyday vitamins such as magnesium and ir...
CHUCK NORRIS
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
It amazes me when I hear people say, 'I want to go out and find out who I am.' I always knew...
CHUCK BERRY
I don't work with inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to work.
CHUCK CLOSE
Disney was not a good animator, he didn't draw well at all, but he was always a great idea man, ...
CHUCK JONES
I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everyth...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is ou...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
My mother lived through the Great Depression. Her family of 11 children pulled themselves up by thei...
CHUCK NORRIS
We won the Cold War because we showed nuclear vigilance and diligence.
CHUCK FLEISCHMANN
What makes a child gifted and talented may not always be good grades in school, but a different way ...
CHUCK GRASSLEY
Forget the historic nature of his election having to do with skin color - Obama has an opportunity o...
CHUCK TODD
I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unco...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
When children are exposed to advertisements for unhealthy food, they will, in turn, consume signific...
CHUCK NORRIS
To me, every interview, even if you love the artist, needs to be somewhat adversarial. Which doesn&#...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN
My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
I've always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you...
CHUCK NORRIS
If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Despite what Washington thinks or does on this 15th anniversary, we the people will never forget tho...
CHUCK NORRIS
Good things happen to those who hustle.
CHUCK NOLL
In 1966, NASA took over in space, and it has been a bureaucratic mess ever since.
CHUCK YEAGER
There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up...
CHUCK SCHUMER
Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibili...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
I can't lie - I love talking to the people at my shows. I'm so grateful to all my fans. I co...
CHUCK BROWN
You don't concentrate on risks. You concentrate on results. No risk is too great to prevent the ...
CHUCK YEAGER
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
CHUCK BERRY
I'm thankful for each and every day. We never know when time is up.
CHUCK BERRY
We're making the same mistakes we made 1,000 years ago. So they must be the right ones. So relax...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like gr...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
If the citizens of the United States are to turn away from the Communist Manifesto and preserve the ...
CHUCK NORRIS
Exercise, prayer, and meditation are examples of calming rituals. They have been shown to induce a h...
CHUCK NORRIS
The key to a winning season is focusing on one opponent at a time. Winning one week at a time. Never...
CHUCK NOLL
My first four books, from 'Fight Club' to 'Choke,' dealt with personal identity issu...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
In 2008, while the film version of my book 'Choke' was coming to market, my mother was diagn...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
That's all there was in our house: poetry and choir rehearsal and duets and so forth; I listened...
CHUCK BERRY
In the 7th grade, I made a 20-foot long mural of the Lewis and Clark Trail while we were studying th...
CHUCK CLOSE
Chuck Berry doesn't give interviews.
CHUCK BERRY
Maybe it is true what they say, that playing these Chuck Berry songs is easy. But try singing them. ...
CHUCK BERRY
Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really we...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK

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