because apologizing for something you didn't do is better than dying for it!

Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.

...you shouldn't try to carry a problem alone. But if you don't want to talk about it, that's okay.

We’ve arrived,” Leo announced. “Time to Split.”
Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez in Croatia?

They want to cook you and eat you," she said distatefully, "which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible."
"Thank you, grandmother.

Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide.
Welcome to Canada, idiot.