Beauty's where you find it,

you could tell she wasn't a scrubber' - on Madonna

I sometimes think I was born to live up to my name. How could I be anything else but what I am having been named Madonna? I would either have ended up a nun or this.

Never invite someone who is speaking a foreign language in your presence to "Go back to your country." The only time that phrase is every acceptable is if you are British and you are speaking to Madonna.

I would rather meet Laurie Spiegel, than Madonna, any day.......

Madonna is for me the mix of Sophia Loren and Anna Magnani,