Be nice to people on your way up because you will meet them on your way down.

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

Well timed silence has more eloquence than speech.

Show me a good and gracious loser and I will show you a failure.

Control your generosity when dealing with a chronic borrower.

Flattery is alright if you don't inhale.