Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism

I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is interested in.

I'm not Bill Gates. And I'm not Ted Turner.

He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism.