Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Babies are such a nice way to start people