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And there begins a lang digression About the lords o' the creation.
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O Life! thou art a galling load, Along a rough, a weary road, To wretches such as I.
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The wide world is all before us-- But a world without a friend.
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Affliction's sons are brothers in distress; A brother to relieve, how exquisite the bliss!
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In durance vile here must I wake and weep, And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep.
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Then horn for horn they stretch and strive; Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive.
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I waive the quantum o' the sin, The hazard of concealing: But, och! it hardens a' within, ...
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I pick my favourite quotations and store them in my mind as ready armour, offensive or defensive, am...
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Beneath the milk-white thorn that scents the evening gale. from the poem The Cotter’s Saturday Ni...
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Oh, wad some power the giftie gie us To see oursel's as ithers see us! It wad frae monie a blu...
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What's a' your jargon o' your schools, Your Latin names for horns and stools; If honest nature...
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G-- knows I'm no the thing I should be, Nor am I even the thing I could be, But twenty times I...
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Farewell, my friends! farewell, my foes! My peace with these, my love with those. The burstin...
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Hear, Land o' Cakes, and brither Scots, Frae Maidenkirk to Johnie Groat's;- If there's a hole ...
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O Scotia! my dear, my native soil! For whom my warmest wish to heaven is sent; Long may thy h...
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But pleasures are like poppies spread; You seize the flower, its bloom is shed. Or like the sn...
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Man's inhumanity to man Makes countless thousands mourn!
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The mother may forget the child That smiles sae sweetly on her knee; But I'll remember thee, G...
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O wad some power the giftie gie us To see oursel's as ithers see us! It wad frae monie a blund...
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My dear, my native soil! For whom my warmest wish to Heav'n is sent, Long may thy hardy sons o...
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Chords that vibrate sweetest pleasure Thrill the deepest notes of wo.
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Some wee short hour ayont the twal.
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The snowdrop and primrose our woodlands adorn, And violets bathe in the wet o' the morn.
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Now blooms the lily by the bank, The primrose down the brae; The hawthorn's budding in the gle...
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Mourn, little harebells, o'er the lea; Ye stately foxgloves fair to see! Ye woodbines, hanging...
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The rank is but the guinea's stamp, The man's the gowd for a' that.
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A prince can mak a belted knight, A marquis, duke, and a' that; But an honest man's aboon his ...
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A man's a man for a' that!
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Then gently scan your brother man, Still gentler sister woman; Though they may gang a' kennin'...
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Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
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Suspense is worse than disappointment.
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Hear how he clears the points o' Faith Wi' rattling an' thumpin'! Now meekly calm, now wild in...
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There's some are fou o' love divine, There's some are fou' o' brandy.
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The fear o' hell's the hangman's whip To laud the wretch in order; But where ye feel your hono...
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Liberty's in every blow! Let us do or die.
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