Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public.

Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.