Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God.

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.