BEFRIEND, v.t. To make an ingrate.

Most people will neither appreciate nor even take a note of a simple person’s good work, but if he trips in his effort then those only will be the first to take out an old note of his words to point out his faults.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.