Awesome is like the force. If you have it in you, you can not only sense it in others, but also use it to alter the reality surrounding you in incredible ways people would be amaze to witness.

A teenager is a being result of a mix of ignorance, arrogance and naiveness; who thinks is a grown up person.

My comedy is like a golem, it obtains it's power from the truth.

My perception of time has improved. Now when someone goes on and on explaining something stupid to me, it seems like a more precise eternity.

Baby, I love you more than life. I would live for you, I would kill for you. I would walk all the way to hell and back just to see you smile. But if you turn into a zombie, I swear I'll bloody shotgun your head off.

I'm like a grain of sand on the tip of God's finger. I'll be there when he touches you with grace; and in the middle of his fist when he decide to crush you.