Aw,” Dana said when they’d put some distance between them and Evan. “He loves you.”

“Dana, that’s what boys say when they don’t really know you but want to have sex with you. He’s lucky I didn’t go back and punch him in the mouth.

Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth?
Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who said anything about the truth?

I leaned my head back and closed my eyes. "We're supposed to be celebrating our two-week anniversary tonight."
"Uh, news for you, honey - two weeks is no anniversary."
"What should I tell him? I don't even want to go."
"Tell him you just got a new bra and it's shy around strangers.

Stop it. This is me, remember? We've been thrown up by the same puppies. - Ossin

I am really into the type of girl you can impress with a prototype.

Medical school had been a time for imaginary diseases and Martin had contracted almost all of them.