Avoid wine and women -- choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.

As a mother you are unselfish, as a beautiful girl you are an energy, as a wife you are very caring and as a daughter you are god's gift. Life has no meaning without women.

[Or it's just a compulsion.] It's not something you choose to do, ... You can't avoid doing it.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Good wine needs no bush

What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile.