Auditioning is so nerve-racking.

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.

Perfect people are the scariest people to me.

All the things you put off, like learning to play the piano or leaning a different language? You're like, what's the point? I'm not really gonna do that, am I?

When I was 9, my parents let me take a cab to the mall all by myself. I had hardly any money to spend, but I did have a very specific list of things I wanted to do: buy cookies and sit on the furniture at Sears.