Aubrey Plaza is absolutely amazing.
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My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be e...
AUBREY PLAZA Well, I was obsessed with Judy Garland growing up. Like, obsessed.
AUBREY PLAZA When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when m...
AUBREY PLAZA When I was in high school I was a really huge 'SNL' fan. I remember the cast around the time...
AUBREY PLAZA A lot of independent films offer a harsh reality check.
AUBREY PLAZA I'm totally an anxious mess all the time. There's a constant dialogue going on in my brain, ...
AUBREY PLAZA I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but goi...
AUBREY PLAZA Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people ...
AUBREY PLAZA I'm not, like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I will get there!
AUBREY PLAZA It's such a thing now, people making fun of other people on the Internet.
AUBREY PLAZA Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.
AUBREY PLAZA I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way ...
AUBREY PLAZA I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid.
AUBREY PLAZA Writing is hard - writing is the hardest.
AUBREY PLAZA I just want to keep finding special characters that I feel like I can bring to life and characters t...
AUBREY PLAZA I'm pretty good at weaseling my way into a job, even if I have no business being there.
AUBREY PLAZA When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stan...
AUBREY PLAZA There's no photo-shoot academy. If there was, I'd probably be kicked out.
AUBREY PLAZA I'm not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to...
AUBREY PLAZA If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my o...
AUBREY PLAZA I like my name. My mom named me after a song by the 1970s group Bread. So, it's meaningful, and ...
AUBREY PLAZA I am a Netflix/DVR junkie. I don't like to watch TV without a plan.
AUBREY PLAZA My people would love it if I smiled more, if I was more 'approachable.'
AUBREY PLAZA I obviously bring all of my insecurities along with me to any role that I tackle.
AUBREY PLAZA I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.
AUBREY PLAZA I can't say I follow politics extremely closely, but I'm definitely aware of what's goin...
AUBREY PLAZA I've felt depressed many times in my life, so I can draw on those times in my life when I need t...
AUBREY PLAZA Jeff is an amazing shooter. He is really going to open up our offense.
ANTHONY VELIZ Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.
JESSICA SIMPSON It feels absolutely amazing
AMANDA BEARD It was absolutely amazing,
KAREN COLE When people are committed to things, and the world view they have is no longer in alignment with our...
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JEFF BAENA Not to be negative, but I think the biggest lesson is don't trust anyone.
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JEFF BAENA I grew up in suburbia, so it's a world I'm familiar with... but in my experience, all the fa...
JEFF BAENA Elle MacPherson is absolutely amazing; she is just so beautiful.
CAROL ALT Today's performance was absolutely amazing.
MICHAEL STRAHAN Harrison Ford is absolutely amazing. He is a Hollywood icon, and just to work with him was absolutel...
CARLY SCHROEDER It's been a whirlwind. Absolutely amazing.
MEGAN VRABEL That's the Jeff of old, right there. It's amazing what a guy can do without that (brace).
GREG BRUNNER A piazza is not a plaza. The plaza is the theme park of the piazza; the plaza is the commercial vers...
RENZO PIANO Absolutely amazing things happen when you believe.
FREDERIQUE MURPHY The coincidence is amazing. It has absolutely nothing to do with yesterday.
ERNIE SLOTTAG We were absolutely not ever offered the opportunity to buy that property. It was always understood t...
REBECCA HALE Kirstie Alley seems like she's absolutely amazing.
SABRINA BRYAN Absolutely amazing. To come back from a shoulder injury from last year where he couldn't swim, it wa...
DYLAN EVANS It's absolutely amazing, the stories of what these teachers are doing,
AMY TURNER Absolutely, you celebrate it. How can you not? It's still amazing.
BRAD PENNY Our goal was to see Aubrey run faster than last year,
RALPH CONNOR The Chinese are absolutely amazing and such great divers. It's an honor,
BLYTHE HARTLEY This one is just absolutely amazing. It's just huge. It really looks like a professionally done mine...
MICHAEL UNZUETA It is just absolutely amazing that 2 weeks after August 29 we are standing where we are at.
JOE SPRAGGINS There are so many actresses that I love. I think Jennifer Lawrence is a prodigy. I think Elle Fannin...
MARION COTILLARD I remember when Joe Calzaghe fought Jeff Lacy, and there was all this hype about Lacy being some sor...
LIAM SMITH I'm in absolute shock. I cannot believe it. It is absolutely amazing -- I was so nervous beforehand ...
LEISEL JONES He's always studying and trying to learn about nutrition and exercise. He's absolutely one amazing g...
KATHIE DAVIS I adore him, he's been absolutely beautiful through this whole thing, so supportive and loving, he's...
MICHELLE LESLIE The plaza is a culmination of about two years work designing, raising funds, and the building the pl...
CHRIS BOONE Jeff is not looking past Robin Reid. Reid is the stiffest test Jeff Lacy will have faced in his 19-0...
GARY SHAW Our big guys are just killing teams on the boards. Craig is unstoppable on the inside, and Jeff, he'...
AL SOWERS Jeff is getting more comfortable each day,
LOVIE SMITH Jeff: Idealism is guilty middle-class bullshit.
ERIC BOGOSIAN Basically it all started out when Aubrey made me a pair of bottle cap earrings as a fun gift.
ANGELA ISTAMBOULI It's absolutely huge. A district championship, any time you can get it it's absolutely huge. You exp...
JOE KALB This feels absolutely amazing. When it was over I had a girl run up to me and just kiss me on the ch...
CHRIS WELSH The Plaza was where the rest of our offices were going to be located. Now the plan is that we will h...
LUCY HOLLINGSWORTH They were that strong and amazing. They could carry up to 55 pounds on their heads. We were absolute...
MERLIN LAHM He's worked harder than the average senior. Aubrey has pushed himself and has really bulked up and k...
CHRIS COLLINS A lot of people clearly wanted a piece of The Plaza.
CATHY ELKIES In Ohio, I built the world's first skate plaza.
ROB DYRDEK The amazing thing is that Cook, who had absolutely no connection with the University of Pittsburgh, ...
ALEC STEWART For us, it was really about the story of the Plaza. It is such a New York institution.
CATHY ELKIES Jeff Ulbrich understands the game. He works hard. He studies film. Coverage is not just speed, it's ...
MIKE SINGLETARY It really is an opportunity for a piece of The Plaza. It is New York history and world history, real...
CATHY ELKIES At Harvard, I got to meet and have dinner with Jamaica Kincaid. Just to have conversations with prof...
YARA SHAHIDI ...for very strangely his officers looked upon Jack Aubrey as a moral figure, in spite of all proofs...
PATRICK O'BRIAN The Ozarks is absolutely full of good artists. There are so many good artists around. It's amazing h...
GARY ROYSE She's pitched well with Courtney (Wilkinson) out with an injury. Aubrey is the go-to pitcher, and we...
LISA DEY It's amazing to see kids in grades 1 through 4 sitting there absolutely silent listening to him. It ...
ANNE DOBROWSKI Jeff Foxworthy Show.
BILL ENGVALL Aubrey was simply unbelievable tonight. She hurt her shoulder on Wednesday and it was questionable w...
BILL RYDEN The set is absolutely amazing and unbelievable. The set places the choir in the courtyard in front o...
BILL DOWNS Downtown Palm Springs is one big open air shopping plaza. But there is a real void in the quick, cas...
STEVE LYLE We wanted to create an entry plaza so they didn't have to come through small portals into the bleach...
MARK PALMER It's unbelievable. We're not just talking about spreading a sheet across two palm trees, ... It's ab...
CHRISTIAN GAINES I have stayed in lots of great hotels around the world, and the Plaza Athenee is definitely one of m...
TOM PARKER BOWLES The first thing I did was a print ad for Century Plaza. I was five.
MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR Come to me last, Jeff.
ERIC KAISER I'm so proud of this team. They were absolutely amazing. We couldn't have played any better. I guess...
KRISTIN BURTON In graduate school, Aubrey Berg at the Cincinnati Conservatory gave me the chance to perform with th...
AARON LAZAR Jeff is a good trainer and he'll handle him the right way.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER SR I was Jazzy Jeff's assistant.
TROY CARTER I am Eloise. I am six. I am a city child. I live at The Plaza.
KAY THOMPSON Jeff got some good news today.
BOBBY GARCIA My personal favourite is Jeff Beck. All the others are wonderful as well.
NOEL REDDING Nearly every day for the past ten years, Jeff Suggs has volunteered at Oak View Middle School. It is...
KAREN CLARKE I am in creation mode. I don't know what the finished product will look like but what I do know and ...
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JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
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