Attraction is not a choice.

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.'

Don't be a wussy!

Little boys tease little girls when they’re 8, and women still love it when they’re 28 and 48.

A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.

Can I have that thing over there, or something like it?