At what point does inadvertent billing error cross the line to become fraud? That's the problem with computer systems -- they work on averages.
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LENNY BRUCE In every pang that rends the heart the Man of Sorrows has a part.
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BRUCE BARTON If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric...
LENNY BRUCE Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them...
BRUCE BARTON The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity -- an overwhelming faith in the...
BRUCE BARTON Advertising is the very essence of democracy.
BRUCE BARTON Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain ou...
BRUCE CAMPBELL Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
BRUCE LEE Communism is like one big phone company.
LENNY BRUCE For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men...
BRUCE BURTON Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
LENNY BRUCE America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstr...
BRUCE JACKSON Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn ...
BRUCE WILLIS Conceit is God's gift to little men
BRUCE BARTON In every pang that rends the heart
The Man of Sorrows had a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i...
LENNY BRUCE The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem...
LENNY BRUCE Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
LENNY BRUCE