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DARREN GOUGH A lot of DJs who started the same time as me, they are not to be seen anymore. And I get so much lov... TIESTO We just have a lot of kids out. We're trying to work them all and give them all a chance. JEFF TAGEANT That gives him the greatest charge in the world ? being able to give a hand up to someone who is dow... CATHERINE GONZALEZ A lot of Christians don't have someone to mentor them, coach them, and help them understand what's g... DON BLACK You have to understand that crew members make movies so they're seeing a lot of actors all the t... PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN I have a total, comprehensive plan about what it takes to stay in the big leagues and be successful.... JEROMY BURNITZ I find that balancing my life with my work with the kids at St. Jude, working on books, working on m... MARLO THOMAS We need to help get them stable. Mentally, they have been through a lot, a lot of stuff. We've got t... KATHLEEN BROWN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don't do it. unless it... CHARLES BUKOWSKI I give a lot of credit to the kids. I really thought this team was going to be a half-decent team, a... GILES PARKER I haven't done a lot of things in my career that my kids can watch, because they are 8, 6 and 3, and... BLAIR UNDERWOOD There were a lot of close matches the whole tournament; some of them we pulled out and some we didn'... JEFF COURTRIGHT A lot of the Vietnamese kids can't really speak Vietnamese anymore. Most of them will have a very he... YEN NGUYEN I find a lot of young filmmakers make too much of an effort to be trendy and they can be pretentious... SADIE FROST If they can go out and buy my albums, I can at least make the sacrifice to holler at the few people ... FLO RIDA Give us a day's training or send a police officer with us. Have someone with us so that you know we'... BEKKIE FUGATE There are a lot of people with a lot of money, and I'm amazed they don't understand what a g... ROBERT MONDAVI The kids wrote down their goals, and a lot of them wrote that they want to place in the top three at... BRAD TODD I have a very busy life, and not many people who have a career and four kids go out a lot to the mov... MERYL STREEP The remote service was excellent. They were willing to make adjustments after business hours when sy... FLETCHER KLAP A lot of my comedy is physical, so you don't have to understand English to get that I'm chok... GLOZELL We all knew from the get-go Cadillac was going to be the star. But the thing about the young guys, t... MIKE ALSTOTT I haven't done a lot of things in my career that my kids can watch, because they are 8, 6 and 3,... BLAIR UNDERWOOD It's actually been really great. The kids are fun to work with and the kids actually do listen to wh... ADAM GREENE Parents are experts on their own kids, so they should trust their instincts. I've seen it both ways;... LUCY NORVELL American women mean a great deal to me. They're such lost souls, particularly the women of my ge... EILEEN FORD I am really pleased to have sorted everything out. I have spent the vast majority of my career at Le... ANDY GOODE I think the World Cup is going to be bigger than what a lot of people are anticipating. At this stag... AL LEITER Ah, much deluded! lay aside Thy threats, and anger misapplied! Art not afraid with sounds ... JOHN MILTON At the end of the day, I'm really proud of the work I did to help kids get an equal opportunity,... STEVE SCALISE I think it would give young people a lot of hope. And not just young people living with autism, but ... MAGIC JOHNSON I think a lot depends on the weather conditions. If it's raining hard like last week it makes it tou... SEAN BRENNAN I think it?s great for these young kids to see the different types of animals. A lot of these kids h... JEFF TUCKER A lot of people come up to me expecting to meet the person they have seen perform. It's not goin... SIA There's energy and leadership at the top, but there is a task to be done in getting parents and kids... JEAN JOHNSON When I make albums, I do a lot of songwriting but not necessarily a whole album. I like to listen to... LUIS FONSI We have a couple of freshmen this year that can be good players, so if I can help them out, it will ... CAMERON EDENS We see a lot more kids specializing that weren't in the past. I think you also see a lot of kids who... BOB LEE There are a lot of kids out there that have great talent and we want to help spark their imagination... CATRINA CORMELL I thought we did a great job and our kids wrestled well. My hat's off to San Clemente ---- they were... ARNOLD ALPERT I've been through a lot in my career, ... I've seen a lot of things happen in games during the seaso... GUS FREROTTE They give you a lot of hope and a lot of confidence. From a coach's perspective, when you put them o... MARK MAZZOLENI We have a lot of young girls, and they need to understand how to work together as a team. DOMINIC MODISE I have everything on this team, especially a lot of good friends, whom I wouldn't want to be without... CARLOS SASTRE It's unusual to be successful at it that early in a career, ... A lot of people have (leadership PAC... ERIK SMITH What you're seeing is that the kids aren't going to give up and they can explode at any time. We hav... ERNIE BECK We had to make adjustments on offense and defense at halftime. Those kids from Johnson are good. The... DALE LATIMER I've had a lot of surprises. I have a lot of young kids. A lot of freshmen. DANIELLE HOSELTON I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget... CASSANDRA CLARE I told the kids before the match that there are some matches you'll always remember. We had a lot of... DAVE BALDANZA I ran pretty close to what I did Saturday at Granite City. Jeff (Schirmer) stayed with me a lot of t... DUSTIN DAVIS We're willing to make adjustments, but those adjustments would have to be within the value package o... DAN BECK I feel very good having Jeff Victor as my successor. There was a lot of interest in this position, a... JOE SCHILLACI A game like this can really help a young team. It's tough for young kids if they struggle at first. ... DAREN BROWN If a black boy in Montgomery, Ala., in the '50s can see (segregation) and be willing to take a step ... FRED GRAY The other 10 guys need to give him some help. We've got a lot of talent at other positions, and to m... BILL SNYDER If I'm riding very strong and I have a chance to win, I have to show them I'm willing to give everyt... LEVI LEIPHEIMER I started this because when I was a kid I went to party like this and it meant an awful lot to me. W... CAPT. THURSTON MCCLAIN I listen a lot. I think people have their own answers, and if you just listen to someone and agree w... EVE PLUMB This is not the way you like to do it. I give our kids a lot of credit. They played with a lot of he... JACK LEIPHEIMER A lot of times, people think that it doesn't make sense for people to be depressed when they hav... MIRIAM TOEWS They're a playoff team from last year and they have a lot of kids back. This should be a great game.... DARREN KALINA We really believe we can change kids' lives. We're looking to take a young person who may not have a... JAY BOWES Wilmington is fun to play and they're to play, and invariably you have to make a lot of adjustments.... BLAINE TAYLOR You have to give a lot of the credit to Angie Proper. We really struggled to contain her. They were ... KAREN MCCAFFREY We know we can hit a lot better than that. Coach Graham talks about [situational hitting] all the ti... BRIAN FRIDAY I've only scratched the surface of where I want to be in my career, ... And I know one thing, I have... DWYANE WADE Before now, I've always taken my mixes out to the car and listened to them in the parking lot. I... DR. DRE My dream was that I hoped one day I would be able to give back what people gave to me. Well now I ca... LOUIS BAR A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE It's very empowering for girls to be asked their opinions about these issues. They have a lot to say... JANICE GRACKIN There are many ways to be a mother. I have a lot of young actors I mentor, and my nieces and my neph... KIM CATTRALL I do a lot of inspirational talks for kids, to motivate them to change their lives and give them hop... ADAM BEACH The kids improved a lot on getting stronger and faster. I think we are better than we were last year... COACH RICHARD GRISSOM We're going to take this one year at a time. Our kids have a lot of confidence that they can swim fa... BOB BLACK If they bring some blitzes, hopefully I can make a guy miss and get out of there. They have a great ... JAKE PLUMMER Jeff had a lot of good friends and taught a lot of people to bowl and be consistent, TERRY WOOD I feel good telling one of the young guys something and he does it and it works, ... It's like when ... WILSON ALVAREZ I have to give a lot of credit to the defense. Our defense is our greatest strength right now and th... JAVIER TORRES We have a lot of young kids and they're going to make some mistakes, but we made just enough plays t... BRODIE ODEGAARD How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS They give the kids a good preparation for the states. When you go to the districts or regions, you h... DOUG CASTELLARI I appreciate the cooperation of the law enforcement officers. A lot of them were off duty today, and... FRANK JACKSON I think it does help to have some people come out and cheer... I know it means a lot for me to have ... JACK GOETZ We have a lot of talent, and a lot of younger kids too. It's a great feeling to be part of this team... SAM ALLEN A lot of our young people are targets for adults who are exploiting them, and they see any action by... DWAYNE BASKERVILLE I warm up with my mom and make sure I understand what the songs are about and make sure I'm usin... JACKIE EVANCHO I feel connected to those kids and offered whatever help I could so they can hopefully find a good s... KEVIN JORDAN There's a lot of chatter in basketball and, rightfully, you want players to be talking to each o... PHIL JACKSON I haven't been in tennis for that long, but what I can say is that we have a lot of young guys a... NOVAK DJOKOVIC I've spent my career trying to help people without connections understand what's going on so that th... ALLAN SLOAN
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JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r... JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t... JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma... JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h... JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert... JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t... JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks... JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see.... JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ... JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th... JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a... JEFF LINDSAY