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CHARLES VEST Life was but a joke and a dream, quite frankly. We were having a good time, and we were working very... EDDIE KRAMER We didn't play the passing lanes very well, and we didn't box out very well. We were still in the ga... CHARLOTTE JONES Richard has not been forthcoming in answering where the car was, what the car was doing away from th... ELIZABETH SMART There are a lot of bad things happening right now in the Bush White House. Obviously, leadership at ... ANGEL MATA Every White House administration has its point of collapse, JEFFREY FRANK The prosecution is carefully studying the circumstances of the events. We are doing the same. So at ... ED GARLAND This is a very early stage of research. We have the identity of this particular gene, but we still d... DR. SETHU REDDY The PCB will decide whether to file the appeal or not but frankly speaking I am very disheartened be... SHABBIR AHMED These students have sent a message, and hopefully it has been heard in the ... White House. However,... DOMINGO GARCIA Me and Mike (James) were talking the other day about it. This is very rare, to find a team that pull... DARRICK MARTIN I think it's unfortunate that we're still at a point in our nation where we have to ask these questi... DOUGLAS W. KMIEC At this point, we are taking all things into consideration. The tapes may have been taken, but they ... ED KINNEY If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change... PHIL ROBERTSON As of yesterday, the report was still 'working its way' up the chain of command to senior Pentagon l... JANE HARMAN Reasons... questions... what they have in common? - All get finded in the hard way. DEYTH BANGER There aren't any details to discuss at this time. We're expecting that the team will go to the White... DAVE LOCKETT We don't know what to make of these reports coming out from the White House yesterday, JOSEPH CIRINCIONE At that point in the season, we were equal. At this point in the season our lineup has changed a bit... JOHN SACCHI So I would just disagree with the characterization that someone might make — I don't think it's fa... JOHN CORNYN It's a shame, especially for a senior like Jeff, who has worked hard to have something like that at ... BRUCE LINDBLAD What the conservative base in this country is concerned about is they worked very, very hard to get ... BILL LAUDERBACK This is not a case about religion or Islam or a cultural clash. It's about people who have been sued... JEFFREY ROBBINS We've offered to sit down and answer any specific questions. To this point Greg has not availed hims... ED MOORHOUSE The Nobel committee has been very good at coming up with names that were not expected. They will sur... FREDERIK TYGSTRUP We're in good shape because our offence has been very good at this point. JOHN GIBBONS There are plenty of African-Americans in this country - and I would say this goes right up to the Wh... TA-NEHISI COATES The following generation and the one thereafter are asking questions that were never asked before - ... HEINZ FISCHER Democrats have been complaining that President Bush has spent more than 21 percent of his time in of... JAY LENO Three weeks ago we were in the position to have been celebrating the league championship. Having at ... ERNST MIDDENDORP We have some reluctance because we believe the details are terribly important. We believe quite clea... CARL POPE What the briefing did not answer is how these enormous failings could have occurred. We will not kno... GENE TAYLOR The American Negro has the great advantage of having never believed the collection of myths to which... JAMES BALDWIN Under President Barack Obama, the Congressional Hispanic Caucus has been invited into the White Hous... CHARLIE GONZALEZ Our house has always been where everyone comes to eat - even before this. I'd never know how many we... PATRICIA GREEN For the McClinton family, this has been a long time coming. So we are very pleased that this day has... ERIK FRIEDLY I don't have any quarrel with sending written questions or submitting whatever kind of testimony the... JOHN GLENN At this point, we are preliminary into the investigation. Until we conclude it, we don't have all of... CLEO COHEN I have always been much better at asking questions than knowing what the answers were. BILL JAMES We want to win basketball games, and not let our egos get in the way. Everybody on this team has, at... GARY PAYTON Kelly O'Donnell at the White House for us this morning. Kelly thanks very much. DAVID GREGORY With the growth of women's soccer in this country, we feel like we're going to bring a very special ... CHRIS PRICE The experimental data is not very strong that pigeons are going to be spreading this virus around. A... DAVID SWAYNE In the U.S. [investors] were disappointed with Cisco. Here we have a political problem still unresol... JOHN CARIOBA I think that what we heard ... is devastating to the White House. Now we know why the White House fo... LARRY CRAIG What happens if a hacker in the U.K. breaks into a system in South Africa, or in the U.S.? ... Where... BOB AYERS When (Bronco) did show records, they were partial records. In my mind there were questions of whethe... JAMES GEAGAN With the agreement of the Department of Justice, the White House has retained separate counsel to re... JANET RENO Growing up, we were almost strangers. Six years is a big difference. You live in the same house. You... BRIAN MCKEEVER I think that still, for the most part, even in 2010, the vast majority of museum shows and gallery s... CARRIE MAE WEEMS The administration has not been forthcoming so far on what's going on. ANN FIELDS We were within international waters, we were within international airspace, when this incident occur... CONDOLEEZZA RICE Mrs. Bush has said that all families are welcome at the White House and they look forward to this gr... MARIA TAMBURRI I object to the assertion that we have something to hide or are not forthcoming. That insinuation is... WOLFGANG ISCHINGER We have lists that are having baby lists at this point; they're spawning faster than rabbits. TIMOTHY SPARAPANI We feel that even if all possible scientific questions be answered, the problems of life have still ... LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN at the White House after hours, talking about a range of things and having prayer. JESSE JACKSON I feel very good having Jeff Victor as my successor. There was a lot of interest in this position, a... JOE SCHILLACI It's still a little early to tell what will happen here. DIRT has not had much of a response yet and... ALAN KREITZER We were coming off Christmas break and I knew we'd be rusty. Our defense could have been better. Tha... CHARLOTTE JONES Frankly, the president has not been satisfied. 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We have a rule here: Anything below 36 inches has t... CANDICE OLSON A lot of it was purely fictional, speculation on my part, ... I figured the reaction from the White ... JOE KLEIN A lot of it was purely fictional, speculation on my part. I figured the reaction from the White Hous... JOE KLEIN What I think the White House does not yet understand and some of my colleagues, is the dam has broke... CHUCK HAGEL The American people have a right to be angry about this. At this stage we should not still be having... SUSAN COLLINS It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that ... DOUGLAS COUPLAND Why are there very few minorities that were dignitaries to lead this march? Those are the serious qu... BLANE HARDING The Agency has been behind us all the way and has explained everything whenever we have had doubts o... AMBER ALLISON I will never master this craft. Orchestras are very, very forthcoming with me. 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